YouChannell: 2012-2013- Chapter Twenty-Two: On Wednesdays, It’s Cold in Here (October 31, 2012) 4:35 P.M.

“So what are you guys planning to do this Halloween?” Kishi asked Lidiya at Lidiya’s house in Lidiya’s room after school. Her room had pink walls, a wooden brown floor, and loads of posters- mostly of Eurovision stars and events.

Lidiya shrugged. “Amanda and I were planning on trick-or-treating around the neighborhood,” she answered, “You guys can join if you want.”

“My mom’s making me a Kagamine Rin costume!” Amanda added happily.

Anima said, “I heard someone’s gonna dress up as Obama and Joe Biden.”

“Where’d you hear that from?” Lidiya asked doubtfully.

Anima shrugged and slowly looked at Kishi, who was sitting on the floor next to her.

“Oh, no. You didn’t hear that from me!” Kishi said, “And by the way, that is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life!”

“Oh come on, Kish!” Anima pleaded, “It’s perfect timing!”

“Nope. Nope. I’m not dressing up as the president!” Kishi insisted, “I’m going to dress up as a witch, and that’s final!”

“Aww!” Anima moaned. Now what the fuck was she supposed to dress up as? She had nothing. Fuck!

“So what are you dressing up as?” Kishi asked Lidiya.

“You heard about the Hunger Games series?” Lidiya answered.

“Yeah, that’s a movie, isn’t it?” Anima asked.

“Yeah, it was adapted from a book series,” Lidiya continued, “Anyways, I was thinking about dressing up as Katniss from that series.”

The rest of the amigos looked at Lidiya with confusion and apathy.

“You know… the main character. She’s that girl with the bow and arrows always on the movie posters.”

And then Kishi realized. “Oh, you mean that girl played by Jennifer Lawrence!”

“Yeah, her!”

Hey, maybe Anima could dress up as a famous movie character, too…

     “So what the fuck are you two doing?” Anima asked Riley and Marilyn after dinner.

“Ain’t none of your damn business, little girl!” Riley answered rudely.

But Marilyn decided to blab out, “We fixin’ to watch Bring it On on DVD.” She held up the DVD cover, and Anima immediately figured out what she was going to be for Halloween.

bring it on

“And what rating is Bring it On?” Katja asked suspiciously.

Before Riley and Marilyn could bullshit an answer, Ryan exclaimed, “It’s PG!”

Yeah… no it wasn’t. It was PG-13; Katja looked it up. “Uh-uh, you’re not watching that movie.”

“Oh, my God!” Riley groaned, “It’s got a few naughty jokes and swear words! It’s not that big of a deal!”

“Yeah, and it’s got a good message too!” Marilyn added, “It’s about how white people steal from people of color and claim it as their own thing!”

“That is a good message,” Katja said, “But I’m pretty sure there’s a more appropriate movie with the same message.” She pointed to the front door and concluded with, “Goodbye, Marilyn. We’ll see you soon.”

Marilyn looked at Riley and said, “Bye, girl. See ya soon.” She then quietly closed the door and started walking away.

Riley moaned and groaned. “Awww, shit! Now I’ll never get to see the ending of that movie!”

Ryan patted her on the back. “Don’t worry, Riley. Maybe someday.”

“Motherfucker, I was looking forward to that movie!”

“Alright, damn bitch! Shit!” Ryan backed away. “I was just trying to make you feel better!”

While Riley and Ryan were arguing (and mostly bitching at Katja), Anima was trying to stuff some socks into an old bra that used to belong to Kishi. The socks in the white cotton bra was squishing her chest, thus suffocating her. When she finally managed to find a position for the socks to not suffocate her, Anima sashayed into the kitchen like she was all that and a bag of chips. And everyone stared at her, completely silent. And then came the laughter.

“What the fuck?!” Riley screamed of laughter, “Are you trying to be the fucking main character from Bring it On?!”

“Torrance?!” Fern screeched, “Nigga, this bitch look like Sharpay Evans from High School Musical!”

“Oh, shit!” At that point, both Riley and Fern were on the floor gasping laughter.

Katja shook her head. “Uh-uh, no,” she said flatly, “You’re not going out looking like that.”

“Why not?” Anima questioned, “It’s not even a slutty costume!”

“Erhm, bitch. Do you not see the tits of those things?” Ryan questioned loudly.

Yeah, so?

Katja walked Anima into the downstairs bathroom and whispered harshly, “Take whatever it is out of your bra right now. You are going to hurt your chest if you keep in in there for long enough.”

Anima sighed heavily and reluctantly took the socks out of her bra. Then she balled them up and handed them to Katja, who then unballed the socks and threw them into the clothes bin.

“Hi, come in!” Kishi exclaimed from the living room when someone knocked on the front door, “We’re almost ready!”

Katja walked out of the bathroom and greeted whoever it was that Kishi answered; it turned out to be Amanda and Lidiya. Amanda had a surprisingly good Rin Kagamine costume that was almost stitched and sewn perfectly to the character design. Lidiya, on the other hand, had just thrown on a gray jacket, a darker gray T-shirt, and olive green pants with white tennis shoes for her Katniss Everdeen costume.

Anima looked at Kishi, who was adjusting a witch’s hat, and asked, “So that’s what you’re going to be for Halloween?”

Kishi nodded and tugged black Mary Janes onto bright orange, knee-high socks.

“Are you supposed to be Sharpay Evans from High School Musical?” Lidiya asked, staring straight at Anima’s red-and-white cheerleader outfit.

“No,” Anima answered flatly.

“Well then, who are you supposed to be?” Amanda asked.

Anima sighed through her nose and said, “I’ll tell you when we’re outside. It’ll be too long to explain.”

Lidiya only nodded and rolled her eyes.

“Alright, you girls!” Katja announced, holding up a silver digital camera, “Get close to each other so that I can take your picture!”

Kishi, Anima, Amanda, and Lidiya stood closely together and posed as they normally would.

“Okay, three, two, one!” Snap!

the gang in their halloween costume

The girls surrounded Katja and carefully analyzed the picture that had been taken.

“Oh my God, I look downright demonic,” Kishi said quietly.

“I look a little bulky,” Amanda said.

“Yeah, my head looks a little small,” Lidiya added.

Anima didn’t see what they were complaining about. After all, it was just a stupid photo that Katja was gonna hang in her room. Then again, Anima didn’t look that bad…

“Okay, girls,” Katja said, “Be back by eight o’ clock!”

“Okay!” Kishi said, slamming the door shut.

When the girls walked out to the edge of the street, Kishi said, “Let’s just hope she never uploads that picture onto any website.”

“Yeah,” the rest of the girls agreed.

     Riley, Ryan, Marilyn, Fern, Niklas, Marcus, Bridget, and Marianne were all in the furnace huddled around a tiny TV.

“So, what all are we watching?” Bridget asked Marilyn, who was setting up the television.

“We watching Bring It On because Riley never got to see the ending of it,” Marilyn answered, popping open the DVD case.

“Damn, bitch. You ain’t gotta announce it like that,” Riley grumbled, rolling her eyes. It was true- she did watch with her older half-sisters Amy and Shelby- but Marilyn didn’t have to say it like that, especially because Riley didn’t want to think about why she didn’t get to see the ending.

Bring It On?” Bridget looked at Marilyn suspiciously, “That’s not a Halloween movie.”

“Well, bitch. What did you expect? Halloweentown? Charlie Brown?” Marilyn asked.

“Alright damn. You don’t have to be so shitty to my girl like that,” Ryan said.

Marilyn just simply giggled and popped the DVD into the DVD player.

“So, where’s the remote control?” Niklas asked.

Marilyn looked at Niklas with a confused expression.

“You know, just in case somebody catches us.”

“Oh.” Marilyn blinked back and forth. “We’ll… we’ll just figure that out when the time comes.”

Niklas just nodded and rolled his eyes as the trailers before the movie started playing.

“Hold on, bitch! Why you playing the trailers for?” Riley inquired.

“It’s all part of the plan,” Marilyn answered.

Riley groaned.

“Now listen here, hoe! Do you want to watch the ending of the movie before the feds get us or not?”

Well damn. Riley guessed Marilyn had a good point and all, but-

“Now shut up. The movie’s about to start.”

     “My, what a cute little witch,” people commented on Kishi’s costume.

“Don’t you think it’s a little cold for that outfit?” people inquired about Amanda’s costume.

“Oh, are you supposed to be Sharpay from High School Musical?” people asked about Anima’s costume.

“Hey, you’re the Hunger Games girl!” people gushed about Lidiya’s costume, taking many photos with her.

“Hey, you’re the Hunger Games girl!” Amanda mocked those people as the gang was walking down a dark street.

Lidiya balked. “I can’t help that Hunger Games is popular right now!”

“No, but you planned to dress up as that Katniss girl just to get a bunch of people to take pictures with you,” Amanda retorted.

Anima and Kishi stared with their mouths gaping open. Oh… snap.

“Well, maybe if you had just dressed up as a more well-known character for Halloween, you would’ve gotten some pictures too!” Lidiya argued.

“As who?!”

Lidiya threw her hands up in the air and exclaimed, “I don’t know! Little Orphan Annie or something like that!”

Oh… shit!

“I can’t believe she just said that!” Kishi whispered to Anima.

“I can’t believe you just said that!” Amanda shouted at Lidiya, “I spent weeks on this costume! The least someone can do is acknowledge all the hard work I’ve done!” She huffed and turned around, as if she was about to walk home by herself.

“I mean… to be fair, Lidiya isn’t wrong,” Anima said.

“Shut up, Anima!” Lidiya shouted, “And keep out of it!”

“Yeah, shut up, Anima!” Amanda shouted back.

All four girls stood silently in the dark night until Kishi said rather quietly, “I like your costume, Amanda.”

“Thank you,” Amanda replied equally as quiet.

Lidiya barely nodded. “You did a really good job, Amanda. Sorry about what I’ve just said.”

“Thank you,” Amanda still replied just as quietly with a tiny smile.

After a minute of silently standing on the sidewalk, staring at each other, the gang decided to walk into the next neighborhood. They almost made it to the stop sign when they bumped into Sabina and Brianna dressed up as a cat and mouse respectively.

“How you livin’, Bebe’s Kidz?” Sabina shouted at the gang. She smirked and stared at Anima and asked, “You still gettin’ any shit from Henderson?”

Kishi looked at Anima and wondered what the fuck Sabina was going on about.

“She told me that Ms. Henderson was a lesbian,” Sabina told Kishi.

Kishi’s mouth dropped open. “Anima, you can’t just lie about teachers like that!”

“I didn’t say that!” Anima balked, “I only asked if she was gay because she was talking about her-” But with the looks on both Kishi’s and Sabina’s face, Anima knew explaining was moot.

“Wait a minute,” Brianna said, staring straight at Anima.

Oh, God. Not this bitch, too!

“Are you dressed up as Sharpay from High School Musical?” Brianna asked.

Oh, fuck! And it was for the completely different reason! “No, I’m not,” Anima answered irritably.

“Oh… I thought you were her,” Brianna said to herself.

Anima glared at Brianna and inquired, “And what the fuck are you supposed to be?!”

“A mouse,” Brianna answered with an eye roll, pointing at her light brown mouse ears, “Duh!”

“You sure as fuck don’t look like one to me,” Anima grumbled.

“Oh shit!” Sabina exclaimed all too loudly, pointing at Lidiya, “It’s motherfucking Katniss!” She took her phone out of her pocket and shouted, “Let’s take a selfie!”

“No, let’s not!” Lidiya grouched, trying to push that nasty bitch away, “I’m not about to deal with that crap again!” She kept on pushing Sabina away with all her strength, but Sabina was a strong motherfucker who wouldn’t back down for what.

Brianna gagged and laughed at the same time. “Sabina, she’s touching your titties!” she shouted.

Sure enough, Lidiya’s hands were on Sabina’s chest. “Ugh, gay!” Sabina shrieked.

“Alright, geez! I’m sorry!” Lidiya shouted, quickly snatching her hands off of Sabina, “You guys need to grow up!”

“And you need to stop being a faggot lover!” Sabina shouted back with a nasty smirk on her face.

Lidiya’s eyes widened, and her face grew red. She was about to grasp her hands around Sabina’s neck and scream about the incorrect usage of the word ‘faggot’ when someone behind said, “You guys are way too old for this shit. I mean, for God’s sake. Leave the trick-or-treating to the children.”

Everyone turned their heads and saw Leandra holding a little black boy’s hand. He was dressed up as Spider-Man.

“Awww, he’s so cute!” Kishi gushed at Leandra. She crouched down to the little boy’s level and cooed, “Hi there, sweet boy! You’re so cute! What’s your name?”

The little boy, who was a little freaked out, ran and hid behind Leandra’s legs.

“This is my son, Kingston,” Leandra answered nonchalantly, “He just turned two in September.”

Kishi stood back up and stared at Leandra for a solid minute. So did the rest of the girls- even Sabina and Brianna. Her son? Was that even possible?

what

“How the fuck is that even possible?!” Anima shouted.

Leandra placed her hands on her hips and inquired, “Why are you guys acting like someone broke into your house and kidnapped your dog?!”

“I’m sorry!” Anima exclaimed in a shriek, “I thought you couldn’t get pregnant until your were twenty-one!”

Leandra, Sabina, and Brianna started snickering, then laughed at the frankly stupid shit that Anima had said. Even Kishi, Amanda, and Lidiya stared at her like she was jacked out of her mind.

“My mama had me when she was sixteen!” Brianna stated after she calmed down.

“Yeah, this type of shit ain’t very rare, you know,” Leandra added, “I had King when I was fifteen.”

Anima turned around and was about to leave when she almost bumped into Jeremy Grey and Uh-Oh Ayodele dressed up as Rick Simon from Simon and Simon and Santa Claus respectively.

jeremy and uh-oh in their halloween costumes

“Ay yo, what the fuck is going on?” Jeremy asked in a loud obnoxious voice.

Uh-Oh stared at Anima’s costume. “What the fuck are you supposed to be? Sharpay from High School Musical?” he asked.

“No!” Anima grumbled, scowling and clenching her fists. She turned to Jeremy and inquired scornfully, “What the fuck are you supposed to be?”

“I’m that nigga from Simon and Simon,” Jeremy boasted, smirking arrogantly at the girls.

“I thought you were a cowboy or something like that,” Amanda told Jeremy. She turned to Uh-Oh and reminded him that, “Santa Claus is white, you know.”

“Not in my house, he isn’t,” Uh-Oh argued.

“Yeah, well Santa Claus was based on Saint Nicholas, who is from Europe! So he’s WHITE!” Amanda shouted.

“I don’t care what the white man says! Santa Claus is BLACK!” Uh-Oh shouted back.

“Oh, for God’s sake! It’s Halloween! Can we keep the Christmas crap in December please?!” Lidiya exclaimed at the top of her lungs.

Everyone, especially Jeremy and Uh-Oh, stared at Lidiya for a long, long while. Then Jeremy and Uh-Oh turned around, walking away and loudly singing, “Colt 45, and two zigzags! Baby that’s all we need!”

Lidiya sighed heavily and said, “Come on, let’s go home.”

“Yeah, I’m getting a little bored,” Kishi added.

So the four girls turned around and was about to walk back home when they bumped into yet another group of friends, one who said to Anima-

on wednesdays we wear pink

Discovering that it was just Kyla Wong, Anima stared blankly. What the fuck was she talking about, and what the fuck did the color pink have to do with Halloween?

“It’s a Mean Girls reference,” Kyla explained rather condescendingly, “You know, like the movie.”

Still, Anima stared blankly.

“Oh, my God,” Kyla said in astonishment, “You mean you’ve never watched Mean Girls before?”

Anima shook her head because she still had no fucking clue what Kyla was going on about.

“Oh my God, Violet!” Kyla started gossiping to Violet Blume, “Anima’s never watched Mean Girls before!”

“You’re kidding me, right?” Violet gawked at Kyla.

“No, I’m being serious!”

“Oh, my God,” a small Asian girl whisper in awe.

“That is so unfetch!” a lanky white girl with wavy brown hair added.

Anima was about to walk up to them and inquire what the fuck they were going on about when Amanda pulled her back and whispered, “You see that small Asian girl with the pink jacket?”

Yeah, Anima saw her. She wanted to slap that bitch right across the face.

“That’s McKenna Suzuki,” Amanda said, “She’s in my math class, and I can’t stand her. She thinks she’s so much better than everyone else just because she thinks she’s smart.”

Well, fuck McKenna Suzuki. Anima glared at them gossiping bitches, all dressed in pink. One of them, the lanky white girl, walked up to her and introduced herself. “Hey, you must be Anima from Kyla’s art class,” she said, shaking the girl’s hand, “I’m Avery. I think I might be in your ICT2 class. It’s so nice meeting you.”

Anima shook Avery’s hand, not really sure of what the fuck was going on. Then she took a step back and looked at all four girls- Kyla, Violet, McKenna, and Avery.

mean girls

“Hey, Amanda,” McKenna said, shyly, yet slyly waving.

“Hey, McKenna,” Amanda replied almost meanly.

McKenna stared at Amanda’s outfit and asked her, “So what are you dressed up as?”

“I’m a Vocaloid,” Amanda answered flatly.

McKenna turned to Violet and whispered in disgust, “What the hell is a Vocaloid?”

“I think it’s one those singing robot things,” Violet answered.

Amanda scowled to herself because that was not what a Vocaloid was, but then it would be too damn complicated and frustrating to explain what a Vocaloid actually was.

Avery stared at Anima’s outfit and asked her, “Are you supposed to be Sharpay from High School Musical?”

Oh, for fuck’s sake! “No,” Anima grumbled.

“Then what are you supposed to be?”

Shit! Come up with something quick, quick! Wait, what was that movie Riley and Marilyn were trying to watch, but Katja wouldn’t let them? The one with the blonde chick on the DVD box cover? Was it… was it… “I’m uh… I’m uh, the main chick from that movie… Bring it On!”

Violet turned away from McKenna and said, “Torrance?”

Yet another blank stare from Anima.

“Wait, so you’ve watched Bring it On, but not Mean Girls?” Kyla questioned Anima, “Or are you just bluffing and hadn’t even seen either movies before?”

“Oh my God, Kyla,” Avery said, “You can’t just ask people whether they’ve watched a certain movie or not.”

But Kyla had a different idea. She stared straight into Anima’s soul and commanded, “I dare you to say at least one cheer chant from that movie to prove that you’ve actually watched the movie.”

Aw, shit! Anima’s hands started to get clammy, her legs wobbly, and her mind blank. She was beginning to wish she had never tricked-or-treated at all. She tried to think of one, just one cheer chant that could fool this bitch, but alas nothing came to her. Wait… hold on… something did come to her, but Anima wasn’t sure if this came from the movie or not. She took and a deep breath and began to chant to the demise and shock of those around her.

“Oh, fuck me!” Niklas groaned to himself, “This is going to be one of those movies, isn’t it?” What Niklas was referencing were those shitty self-aware teen movies from the late 1990s and early 2000s that tried to make fun of the cliches and tropes of their counterparts but ended up doing the same thing as said movies (such as Not Another Teen Movie, The Comebacks, and High School High).

“Quiet during the movie,” Riley told him harshly.

“Yeah, Nik,” Fern echoed, “If you’re gonna be a fucking hater throughout the whole movie, you might as well just get the fuck out right now.”

Niklas stood up and left the furnace. Marianne soon followed.

“Hey,” Marianne said as the pair walked outside, “You mind if I join you?”

Niklas shrugged as he walked out into the woods near the playground.

“So uh… how have things been since you’ve been out?” Marianne asked.

When he made sure absolutely no one could hear him, Niklas sighed and answered, “I don’t know, to be honest. I thought that getting out of the hospital would make me a better person or something like that, but I think I just feel the same as I did before. You know… it feels kind of weird being out in the open now.”

Marianne nodded, like she understood. “So, do you think that if you stayed in the hospital longer, you would’ve, like, felt a lot better or something?”

Niklas glared at Marianne and asked, “What the fuck are you talking about?”

“I’m trying to ask that if you had stayed in the hospital longer, would you feel the same way.”

Niklas threw his hands up in the air. “I don’t know! Probably! I’m trying my damnedest not to worry about this shit, God!”

“Okay, well I’m sorry for asking!” Marianne shouted, also throwing her hands up in the air.

“You know, sometimes I don’t like talking about this shit all of the time!”

“Well then, what do you want to talk about?!”

“I don’t know!” Niklas slumped into a portable toilet and buried his face into his hands. Marianne thought he was crying for a minute, but then he lifted his head from his hands and sighed, “I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry.”

Marianne slowly walked up to her boyfriend and asked if he needed anything from her.

“Can you stay with me for a minute?” Niklas asked, “I’m not sure if I can stand being alone right now.”

Marianne nodded, and the pair stood in front of the portable toilet in complete silence for a few minutes. Then Marianne began to rub her hand up Niklas’s arm, then his chest, and eventually, they started kissing.

     “I can’t believe you did that cheer in front of McKenna Suzuki and her friends like that!” Amanda scolded Anima on their way home from trick-or-treating.

Anima could scarcely believe it herself. And for what?

“I’ll bet you ten dollars they recorded it on their cell phones, and they’re gonna upload it onto to YouTube or something like that,” Amanda continued.

Anima didn’t see why Amanda was being such a vindictive bitch, but damn she didn’t want that to happen. Suddenly, her stomach started churning.

“Jesus, Amanda. You don’t have to be this pessimistic about the whole situation,” Lidiya said, rolling her eyes.

“Yeah, it could’ve been worse,” Kishi added.

Amanda rolled her eyes and said, “Listen, you don’t know these girls. I do! So there!”

While the three girls were arguing, Anima cleared her throat and told her friends, “Hey, guys? I’m gonna go into the woods to get some fresh air. I’m feeling a little nauseated.”

Before they could ask why she needed to go into the woods for fresh air when they were outside, Anima was balls deep in there, feeling more and more nauseated. She felt like she was about to upchuck any minute when she opened the door to a portable toilet- oh, God!

“What the fuck?!” Niklas, who had been making out with Marianne, objected.

“You’re not supposed to make out in the toilets, dumb ass!” Anima shouted.

“Well, you’re supposed to knock on the doors when they’re closed!” Niklas shouted back. He slammed the door right into Anima’s face.

“Fuck you!” Anima yelled. She stormed away towards the area of the woods where there was a small lake. Closer and closer she got when she heard a singing voice- a beautiful, deep singing voice. Finally, when she was right in front of the tall grass separating the lake from the rest of the woods, she saw an amazing-looking chubby girl with long, chocolate brown hair and rich brown eyes.

strange girl singing

Anima started to feel sick again; this girl looked so familiar. Could it be… no, it couldn’t be! Not Catherine from the special school!

catherine's debut

No way it was Catherine! Catherine had a high-pitched voice and was a lot skinnier than this other girl. Still, they both looked eerily similar. Anima crept forward quietly just to make sure it wasn’t Catherine because… well, because. More quietly and more slowly, Anima tip-toed and tip-toed and tip-toed until- crack! Anima jumped in fear. So did the girl.

“Hello?” the girl asked in fear, “Is anyone here?”

Oh God, what the hell was Anima going to do?! Run, confront her, stay still?! Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! Anima was panicking so badly that she didn’t even notice the girl staring at her.

“Hey,” the girl said, “Are you okay?”

Anima blushed and darted her eyes towards the ground. She tried to speak, but no words would come out because her mouth was too dry. Pretty soon, she fell down backwards onto the dirt.

“I’m Penelope,” the girl introduced herself as she helped Anima to her feet, “What’s your name?”

Anima darted her eyes back and forth between Penelope and the ground for a few moments before she finally had the energy to answer, “…Anima.”

“You look really pretty, Anima,” Penelope said.

Anima blushed from a light pink to a deep dark red. She was unable to breathe, her mouth was too dry for words once more, and her body started trembling in excitement yet fear. Oh God, what the hell was Anima going to do?! Run, confront her, stay still?! Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! Anima was panicking so badly that she didn’t even notice that she was running for her life.

“Hey, Anima!” Penelope exclaimed, “Are you alright?”

Anima didn’t dare turn back and look, but she did, and this is what she saw.

penelope's face

Oh God…

     “Hey Babe?” Bridget said to Ryan in the middle of Bring it On, “I’m bored.”

“Same.” Ryan looked around the dusty old furnace and discovered that he was the only male in the room. Niklas had left way earlier because he was being a fucking hater, and Marcus claimed that he had to use the toilet, but it was pretty likely that he was snitching on the lot of them. So, oh well- might as well start making out.

“You wanna go outside?” Ryan asked his girl.

Bridget looked around. “But the movie’s still on.”

“Bitch, you’ve been looking at Instagram and Twitter the entire time. Don’t fucking fool me.”

Bridget sighed and rolled her eyes. “Alright,” she relented, turning off her phone, “But only because you’re so damn sexy.”

The pair sneaked out of the furnace and tip-toed into the backyard. There, Ryan groped Bridget’s waist and proceeded to inch his hands up to her chest. Bridget felt up on Ryan’s ass and proceeded her way up to his chest, all the while french-kissing him. Each other’s tongue felt very familiar, but oh so blissful! The couple was about to fall down on the ground and maybe hump each other when another tongue, a foreign tongue, slipped into Bridget’s mouth. Ryan and Bridget opened their eyes; it was Marilyn.

“What the fuck?!” Bridget objected.

“Oi, get the fuck off my girl!” Ryan shouted, pushing Marilyn away.

Marilyn started laughing her ass off.

“Bitch, get the fuck off my girl!” Riley, who had followed the trio, shouted at Ryan.

“Well tell your girl to stop kissing my girl!” Ryan shouted back.

Bridget started to push Marilyn and shouted out, “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you fucking drunk or something?!”

“Shit, girl! I was just experimenting!” Marilyn chuckled.

“Well then go fucking experiment on someone else!” Bridget yelled.

“Yeah, go fucking experiment on someone else!” Ryan added.

Just then, Greg walked back home with Cereza and Axel. “What is going on in here?” he asked, motioning for Cereza and Axel to go inside.

“Marilyn was trying to kiss my girlfriend!” Ryan exclaimed.

“Snitch!” Riley yelled.

“Fuck you!” Ryan yelled back at Riley.

“Yeah, fuck you, you whore!” Bridget also yelled.

Greg looked at Marilyn and Bridget and asked what they were doing at the YouChannell Home in the first place.

“Oh, we were just watching Bring it On in the furnace,” Marilyn answered, still (allegedly) drunk as fuck.

“Snitch!” Ryan shouted.

Greg knew about Bring it On; mostly, he knew that the movie was PG-13. He also knew that only movies rated G and PG were allowed in the YouChannell Home. He also knew about Riley’s half-sister Amy sneaking into a movie theater along with her and another half-sister Shelby during the summer break of 2000 to watch Bring it On. They got caught five minutes into the movie. “You know what? Marilyn, Bridget, go home right now. Riley, Ryan, you’re coming up with me into the furnace right now.”

“Me?! I wasn’t even the one who thought up this idea!” Ryan whined.

“You thought it was a good idea to participate in the movie-watching,” Greg retorted. He turned back to Marilyn and commanded more harshly, “Marilyn, go home!”

Marilyn walked towards the front yard and said to Riley, “Girl, bye!”

“Bye yourself,” Riley said back flatly.

     “What’s wrong, Anima?” Kishi asked Anima when she had run back onto the streets.

“I-I-I don’t know,” Anima stammered. And she truly didn’t know. She didn’t know how to say this, but in a way, she rather liked looking at Penelope. But still, she didn’t want to say or remember anything about that incident ever again, especially to her friends. “I… I feel kind of sick.”

Kishi nodded. “Yeah, it’s almost eight anyways,” she said. She handed her hand out to Anima and asked, “Do you want me to help you home?”

Anima nodded, her brain too exhausted to muster any words.

Kishi looked at Amanda and Lidiya and said, “I’ll see you guys soon, okay?”

Amanda and Lidiya nodded and walked another way towards their houses.

“See ya,” Lidiya said.

“Yeah, see ya,” Amanda added.

“Bye,” Kishi said. She held Anima up to her feet and walked home, not very satisfied about about how the night turned out. They didn’t get a whole bunch of candy, but that was really the least of their problems. Kishi didn’t really want to see Sabina, Brianna, Leandra, Jeremy, Uh-Oh, Kyla, Violet, Avery, McKenna, or anyone else for that matter. She just wanted to get home and go to bed. But even home would turn out to be fucking weird and whack.

“Boy, was that a good motherfucking movie!” Fern shouted at Ryan and Riley as the trio was raking leaves, “Too bad I didn’t get to see ending because some motherfucking HATER decided to snitch!”

Ryan and Riley both rolled their eyes and continued to rake leaves.

Kishi also rolled her eyes and muttered to Anima, “That’s it. I’m never trick-or-treating ever again. I’m too old for this crap anyways.”

Anima barely nodded. She wasn’t planning on trick-or-treating next year either, but a small part of her still wondered what Penelope was up to.

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Twenty-One: Anima ManWhore: Law at Attorney (October 6, 2012 12:04 P.M.)

Niklas was at home in the living room visiting and watching old Hanna-Barbera cartoons with Greg, Ryan, Tamie, and Marianne on the stuffy orange couch. At the moment, they were watching The Jetsons, but that wasn’t the most important in the YouChannell Home because Minha screamed bloody murder from her room-

who stole all my money

Marianne looked at Niklas and whispered, “What the fuck is she going on about?”

“Get used to this ’cause it happens every day,” Niklas whispered back.

Greg walked up to Minha’s room and told her to take some deep breaths. “What is it about your money being stolen?”

“Somebody’s stolen all my babysitting money, and I don’t know who!” Minha sobbed.

“All fifty dollars of it?” Greg asked.

“Yes!”

Minha was a babysitter for the Manalo girls Kaila and Allison from right across the street, and she guarded every note of her money in her Secret Box. Everyone in the YouChannell Home had a Secret Box- it was practically the only thing that any occupant could have to themselves that didn’t have to be shared, and to have something out of one’s Secret Box shared is about as much as a sin as… well, stealing.

“What’s going on?” Anima asked as she was walking towards her room.

Greg was about to tell Anima to mind her business, but Minha buried her head into Greg’s chest and cried out, “I want my money back!”

Anima stared at the crying girl and her empty Secret Box. Then she got a brilliant idea. She was no longer Anima Hatsune, she was Anima ManWhore: Law at Attorney! Because she had spent her internet time that day watching Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, she shouted at the top of her lungs-

i'll take the case

Minha looked up at Anima and asked like a bitch, “What are you talking about?”

“I’ll help you find the thief that stole your money,” Anima said much nicely.

Minha stared at Anima like a big ass zit was replacing her entire face. Then she slowly got up, walked towards Anima, and hugged. Not just a little hug, but a big old bear hug. “Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!” she squealed into Anima’s ears.

Anima didn’t know what to say.

     A few minutes later, Anima was watching Piro watching an AVGN review of Day Dreamin’ Davey.

“Move, Peanut,” Anima said, “I gotta do my research!”

But Piro was too engrossed in this video to even hear whatever the fuck Anima had just said.

“Alright, fine! I’ll just get another assistant with my legal case!” Anima shouted at him. She turned around and stormed towards Katja’s room. Then she noticed the door was locked. “Hello?” she said, knocking on the door, “I need to talk about something!”

Katja opened the door of her room, which turned out to have Cereza in it. “Anima, I’m busy with Cereza right now. When I’m finished, I’ll come talk to you,” she said.

Anima walked further into the room. “No, I need to talk to you about something NOW!”

“If you need to talk about something this urgently, you can go talk to Greg,” Katja calmly replied.

“Yeah, go away, Anima!” Cereza said more bluntly.

Just then, Anima saw the pile of Manilla-colored folders on Katja’s desk. Without even thinking, she grabbed one from near the bottom and ran off.

“Anima, give that back!” Katja exclaimed.

But it was too late. Anima ran quickly downstairs into the dark and dusty furnace, still holding that folder close to her chest. When she figured she was safe, she sat down and tried to read it when she heard something from an old TV. It turned out to be a bootleg DVD of an episode of My Super Sweet 16, and Ryu-jin and Axel were watching it. Anima sighed; she should’ve figured someone else was in the furnace.

“What the fuck are you two doing down here?!” Anima asked the boys.

“What the fuck are you doing down here?” Ryu-jin asked back.

“I’m trying to hide from Katja,” Anima answered.

“Well, so am I. And Minha too,” Ryu-jin said.

“Why the fuck are you hiding from Katja and Minha?”

“N-N-No reason!” Ryu-jin blushed and turned back to the TV.

Anima turned to Axel and asked him why the fuck he was in the furnace.

“I got caught eavesdropping on Katja and Cereza,” Axel answered.

“Oh yeah, those two,” Anima said, “They were taking forever with whatever the fuck they were going on about.”

“Yeah, I heard Cereza’s getting adopted from some couple in Salem.”

Well, damn. “Well, damn! When’s she leaving?”

“I don’t know. I got caught before they said anything about it.” Then he turned his head and stared at Anima holding the random folder and added in a surprised whisper, “Holy shit! You got her file?!”

“No, I don’t! This is someone else’s folder, and it’s for a case I’m doing! So leave me alone!” With that out of the way, Anima opened the folder and took out what wasn’t Cereza’s file, but instead… Riley’s file! Oh, this was interesting! Okay, not the first part since it referenced the usual stuff (name, date of birth, gender, height, weight, where the person was from), but what was most intriguing was this last part.

Riley has kleptomania and obsessive compulsive disorder.

Anima kind of had an idea of what Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (or OCD) was, but she had no clue on what kleptomania was. She sneaked out of the furnace on all fours in case Katja and Cereza were still on her ass into the kitchen where Minha was using the computer watching some make-up tutorial. “Move, I need to use the computer.”

“It’s my turn. You don’t get a turn until 1:00,” Minha told the girl like a bitch.

“Well, damn! Do you want me to help your case or not?!”

Minha huffed through her nose and let Anima use the computer. There, Anima searched up “kleptomania” and clicked on a Wikipedia article, which said:

Kleptomania is the inability to refrain from the urge for stealing items and is usually done for reasons other than personal use or financial gain. First described in 1816, kleptomania is classified in psychiatry as an impulse control disorder.[2] Some of the main characteristics of the disorder suggest that kleptomania could be an obsessive-compulsive spectrum disorder, but also share similarities with addictive and mood disorders.[3][4]

Oh boy was there any evidence! “Minha, I think I know who stole your money!”

Niklas, Marianne, Ryan, Tamie, Greg, and Riley were watching Inch High Private Eye when Anima bursted into the living room and shouted, “Riley Denise Wilson, you’re under arrest for stealing Minha Nohara’s money!”

Everyone in the living room looked at Anima like she was high on heroin.

“How the fuck did you find out about my middle name, and what the fuck are you going on about?!” Riley inquired.

“Don’t play dumb, you kleptomaniac son of a bitch!” Anima exclaimed, “You know what you did, and I’m gonna take your ass to court for it!”

Riley looked around awkwardly and mumbled, “I’d like to see you try, motherfucker.”

Greg also looked at Riley and Anima. “Anima, what are you saying about Riley?”

“Riley stole Minha’s babysitting money!” Anima tattled.

“No I didn’t!” Riley insisted, “I ain’t even been to her room! Hell, I barely even know the bitch!”

“Yeah, she’s been with us this whole time!” Niklas added.

“Really?” Anima stared at Niklas like he was high on crack. “Was she there when you guys were watching The Jetsons earlier?”

No, not really. Now that they thought about it, where the hell was Riley during that time?

Anima leaned towards only a couple of centimeters away from Riley’s face and whispered meanly, “See your ass in court.”

     “And now the honorary judge, Judge Ami Wilkinson, to judge on the case of Minha Nohara v. Riley Wilson,” Kishi lamely announced in complete boredom, “The prosecution, consisting of Anima Hatsune and Piro Yan, and the defense, consisting of Faustine Louis and Tessa Wilkinson.”

Kishi stepped out of the way as the honorable Judge Ami Wilkinson walked straight towards a brown box set in the backyard and sat down on a small white chair. “All rise.”

All rose.

“And how does the defendant plea?”

“Not guilty, your honor,” Faustine answered with great dignity.

Judge Ami nodded. “All sit.”

All sat.

“Your honor, I would like to call the defendant to the stand,” Anima ManWhore announced.

The defendant took her place at the stand next to the judge’s box desk.

“Miss Wilson, where were you when Minha screamed about her money being stolen?” Anima ManWhore asked.

“I was in my room, texting my friend Marilyn,” Riley flatly answered.

“Really now?” Anima found that hard to believe. “And where the hell were you before Minha screamed?”

“In my room, texting Marilyn. Why the fuck do you find this shit hard to believe?!”

“Objection, your honor! She’s being defiant!” Anima tattled to the judge, “You should charge her with contempt of court!”

“Bitch, this ain’t no fucking court! Damn, shit!” Riley shouted, her face redder than her hair.

“Order in the court!” Ami shouted at the pair, “You two need to shut the fuck up!”

Anima and Riley glared at Ami like she was a bitch, which she was.

“Your honor, I would like to call the victim Minha Nohara to the stand,” Faustine said.

The victim, Minha Nohara, took her place at the stand.

“Miss Nohara, when did you first discovered that your babysitting money had been stolen?” Faustine asked.

“Well, it was when I had just finished using the toilet. That what when I noticed my Secret Box was on the ground. When I picked it up, I saw… I saw…” Minha choked up. “I saw that the fifty dollars I have made while babysitting the Manalos was gone.”

Anima walked towards the stand and patted Minha’s back, hugging her to show some comfort.

“Miss Nohara,” Faustine began after the crying and comforting, “If I may ask, what were you doing before you went to use the toilet?”

“I was playing Uno in the kitchen.”

“And who were you playing Uno with?”

“Marcus, Tessa, Fern, and Kishi.”

Faustine took notes in a small purple notebook.

“So, you can confirm that my client wasn’t with you guys?”

Minha shook her head.

“So, my assumption is correct!” Anima exclaimed, “The defendant is guilty!”

“Objection, your honor!” Tessa said, “There’s not enough proof to hand down a ‘guilty’ plea yet!”

“Objection, your honor!” Anima shouted, “Yes, the hell it is! Riley Denise Wilson is guilty as all get-out, and she should be punished for stealing my client’s money!”

“With what proof?!” Tessa inquired.

“Did you not hear the testimony that my client had just given out?” Anima screamed, her face redder than her sweater, “If that’s not enough proof, then I don’t know what the fuck you’re going on abou-”

“Order in the court! Order in the court!” Ami shouted, “If you two are gonna argue, take it inside!”

Faustine planted her hand onto her forehead. “You guys, let’s just call for a recess, okay?” she groaned.

     “Oh, my God damn God!” Riley groaned in the living room, where Niklas, Ryan, Tamie, Greg, Ryu-jin, and Marianne were watching Top Cat.

Niklas looked up at the accused girl flopped on top of the orange couch. “What’s wrong?” he asked.

“Man, fuck these kids,” Riley answered, “They all ganging up on me trying to accuse me of stealing somebody’s money or some shit like that.”

Ryu-jin, who was reading a Seventeen magazine on the living room floor, looked up at Riley and said nonchalantly, “Oh yeah. I heard Minha screaming on about it all morning.”

Riley looked at Ryu-jin and asked, “Why the fuck are you reading a Seventeen magazine?”

“N-N-No reason!” Ryu-jin blushed and turned back to his magazine.

“Anyways, why would a seventeen-year-old steal some random stranger’s money just to buy a Seventeen magazine?” Marianne asked, “Like, aren’t those for twelve-year-old girls?”

“Who the fuck knows?” Riley sighed, “This shit’s just giving me a headache.”

     “Your Honor, I would like to call Marcus Yusuf to the stand,” Anima announced.

Marcus took his place at the stand.

“Mr. Yusuf, if my client is telling the truth, then you must’ve been playing Uno with her, Tessa, Fern, and Kishi, correct?”

“…Yeah?”

“And the defendant wasn’t there with you guys?”

“…No?”

“So that must mean that she was in my client’s room stealing her money, correct?”

“…No?”

“Well how the fuck do you know she wasn’t stealing my client’s money if the defendant wasn’t playing Uno with you guys?! Unless…”

No, she wouldn’t.

“Unless of course…”

She really wouldn’t.

“You have a crush on Riley Wilson and you’re accompanying her in her crimes!”

Everyone in the court except for the judge and Marcus started laughing their asses off.

markee blushing

But no one was listening to him because everyone was still laughing their asses off. It got to the point where Ami pounded her fist onto the box and shrieked at the top of her lungs, “ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS IS A SERIOUS COURT CASE, YOU KNOW!”

Finally, every shut their damn traps. In fact, the whole courtroom was silent for a few minutes until Faustine replied with, “Proceed.”

     “Jesus, it really shouldn’t be this hard to prove someone’s innocence,” Faustine confided to Tessa in the kitchen.

“Thing is, how are we gonna prove anything if there’s really no proof?” Tessa asked.

Faustine sighed long and hard. “Who the hell knows?”

Meanwhile, Riley was in her room texting Marilyn.

riley texting marilyn

A minute later, Marilyn texted back, “Girl, what you talkin’ about?”

“All these kids trying acting like I stole some girl’s money and trying to prove that like it’s a fucking court case or some shit.”

“…Like Judge Judy?”

Fucking hell, Marilyn. “Girl, get your ass over here.”

Riley put her phone up and walked into the living room where the same gang was watching Peter Potamus, but she didn’t stay for long because Anima was also in there.

Inch High Private Eye,” Anima said, “That’s a dick euphemism, isn’t it?”

Ryan was the first one to crack up laughing, then Tamie, then Marianne, and finally Niklas. Hell, even Greg couldn’t help but crack a smile. Riley had enough of that shit, so she stalked to the kitchen where Faustine and Tessa were.

Tessa sighed. “If only there was something, someone to prove that Riley’s innocent-” And then she saw it, hidden under a ceramic bowl. “Hello, what is this?” She pulled the small piece of paper out from under the bowl and closely analyzed it. Sure enough, it turned out to be a receipt from some store.

“What’s it say?” Faustine asked.

“You know about that convenience store down the street?” Tessa asked, “Well, it’s a receipt from that place with, get this, fifty dollars spent on Seventeen magazines!”

That got Riley’s attention. “Hol’ on. What you say about fifty dollars and Seventeen magazines?!”

“I said that someone went to the convenience store and bought Seventeen magazines with fifty dollars,” Tessa answered.

Oh. Shit. “I think I know who you’re talking about,” Riley said.

     “Your Honor, I would like to bring Ryu-jin Nohara to the stand,” Faustine said when court resumed.

Ryu-jin took his place at the stand.

“Mr. Nohara, where you when your sister inquired about the whereabouts of her babysitting money?” Faustine asked.

Ryu-jin blushed and squirmed in his seat. “I was… in the furnace… reading a magazine… all alone,” he slowly answered, his voice cracking with each pause.

“And what magazine were you reading at the time?”

This time, Ryu-jin froze in his seat. “SSeventeen?”

“So this magazine, correct?” Tessa said, holding up the Seventeen magazine that Ryu-jin had been reading the whole time. The cover had a picture of Lucy Hale and everything.

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This time, Ryu-jin slid down in his seat. “Yes,” he barely whispered.

“Objection!” Anima shouted, “How the fuck are you gonna prove that he’s guilty?! You can’t just throw around false accusations like that!”

“False accusations,” Riley grumbled under her breath.

“Actually, we do have evidence,” Tessa said. She waved the receipt high right in front of Anima’s face. “Do you know what this is?”

“If I could actually read it, I would know what the fuck you’re talking about!” Anima answered, “The damn thing’s too blurry for me! I can’t read that!”

“Miss Wilkinson, will you please put the evidence down and let the prosecutor read it?!” Faustine asked, her eyebrows furrowed in exasperation.

Tessa placed the evidence onto Anima’s desk. “Do you know what this is?” she asked again.

Anima carefully analyzed the evidence and answered, “It looks like a receipt.”

“Correct,” Tessa said, “Now what exactly was bought?”

“…Seventeen magazines?”

“And how much money was spent on said magazines?”

“…Fifty dollars?”

“So it’s safe to assume that Mr. Nohara stole fifty dollars from his own sister to buy some copies of Seventeen magazines?”

Anima squirmed in her seat and nervously played with her hair. It was at this moment she knew- she fucked up.

“HE DID WHAT?!” Minha shrieked at the top of her lungs. She ran straight to Ryu-jin and proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of him.

rina killing len

Finally, Katja and Greg managed to enter the backyard and tear the twins apart.

“What’s going on?” Katja inquired.

“Ryu-jin stole all of my babysitting money to buy magazines!” Minha cried out.

“Is this true?” Greg asked, looking right into Ryu-jin’s face.

Ryu-jin looked at the ground with great remorse and barely answered, “Yes.”

“And they was all accusing me of stealing her money,” Riley added, “Especially this one.” She pointed at Anima when she said that.

Katja looked at Anima and said, “Which reminds me- I found that file you stole from me while I was talking to Cereza in the furnace.”

Oh, shit.

“Is that what this whole court case thing was about?” Greg asked.

Anima blushed and darted her eyes back and forth from the ground to the sky. “I mean, to be fair, I thought I had enough evidence.”

“Speaking of evidence,” Faustine said, handing the actual evidence to Greg and Katja.

Greg and Katja stared at the receipt for a quick while. Then Greg looked up at Anima and asked if she anything to say about this. Before Anima could even open up that big ass mouth of hers, Minha looked up at Riley and said, “I’m sorry for falsely accusing you of stealing my money.”

Riley only nodded and rolled her eyes.

     “So what the fuck happened with you?” Niklas asked Riley in the living room as they were all watching JabberJaw.

Riley shrugged and answered, “Some little kids tried to try me for stealing someone’s money.”

“And?”

“Turns out it was someone else.”

Niklas nodded. “Yeah, I pretty much knew it wasn’t you the whole time.”

Riley glared at Niklas like an owl and asked, “Then why the fuck didn’t you say anything?”

Niklas shrugged. “I just didn’t feel like getting involved in any drama.”

Ryan, Tamie, and Marianne started snickering, then started laughing like the end of a Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law episode.

Riley scoffed and mumbled to herself, “No respect.”

JabberJaw would’ve agreed with Riley.

“Ayy, ya’ll need anything from me?” Marilyn asked, barging open the door.

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Twenty: Visiting Hour Part Two (October 2, 2012 4:30 P.M.)

Greg knew he was late, but he was driving as fast as he could to the psychiatric hospital just to see Niklas again. Since Niklas had been there for a good while, maybe he would get released soon. That would be nice.

A red light- Greg had to stop. He was very bored because the car was silent because… well, he kept good on his word about Ryan or any other kid coming. So, he turned to his favorite radio station to keep him some company- 106.7 The Eagle, the station with all the old songs. Eagles’ “Hotel California” was just ending, and Frankie Valli’s “Grease” was just beginning. This wasn’t Greg’s favorite song or even genre in the whole world, but it was enough to make him feel as if there was someone else with him.

After a while, right in the middle of Blondie’s “Call Me”, Greg pulled into the visitors’ parking lot, signed in at the clerk’s desk, and waited for quite a while in the waiting room. And it took a damn good while before a nurse walked back in with Niklas and guided them into a private visiting room.

Greg noticed that Niklas’s knuckles were redder than usual. “What happened to your knuckles?” he asked.

Niklas blushed; he didn’t really want to admit it, but- “I… I got into a fight,” he answered as quietly as possible.

A part of Greg wanted to know how that fight started, but that would probably upset Niklas even more. So he grabbed the letters out of his leather brown briefcase and handed them to Niklas. “Some of the people in the home wrote letters for you,” he said.

Niklas opened the first envelope, which was a letter from Marianne saying-

Dear Niklas,

Sorry to hear that you’re in the hospital. I hope that when you come out, you don’t come out looking like a crack addicted Simon Cowell or God forbid an anorexic Jared from Subway!

Just kidding! I’ll still love you no matter what you look like! I’m just hoping that you feel a lot better out than you did in!

Love ya, Marianne

P.S. I sent your Pink Floyd T-shirt back as a get-well-soon gift. So uh… get well soon.

     At first, Niklas just sat there silently with Marianne’s letter in his grasp. He didn’t know how to react at first, but then, as if a light bulb clicked on in his head… he started laughing. At first, it was just a little snicker, then a chuckle, and finally-

james laughing

“What’s so funny?” Greg asked, cracking a smile.

Niklas stopped laughing for a minute and gave the old man the letter that Marianne had written. Greg read it, squinted, and shook his head. What in the bloody hell did Niklas see in Marianne again? “Here,” he said rather hastily, handing Niklas another envelope, “This one’s from Tamie.”

Tamie’s letter just said-

Hi. (Please wave back.)

     Niklas smiled at the letter and waved back.

“So did Tamie say hello to you?” Greg asked.

Niklas nodded.

“What else did she say?”

“That’s all she said.”

Greg nodded. He passed Niklas another envelope and said, “Anima sent you something. I wasn’t expecting this, but I guess deep down she cares about you.”

Opening the envelope, Niklas wasn’t expecting Anima to care about him either. And he sure as hell wasn’t expecting this.

getting better

“Damn,” Niklas said, almost breathlessly, “This is really good.” He looked back up at Greg and added, “You should tell her that she’s really good at drawing!”

Greg beamed. “You think the staff will let you pin this up on your wall?”

“I don’t know. I hope so.”

Finally, the last envelope. “This one’s from Ryan,” Greg said.

Niklas opened the envelope and read Ryan’s letter.

Dear Nikki,

I’m sorry I was being a dick to you the last time we visited. I was really pissed off that you tried to kill yourself, but now I know that it wasn’t your fault. You couldn’t help being all depressed and shit to point where you wanted to kill yourself. I wish I had known that before. I wish I had taken back all the times I’ve made fun of you. Anyways, I hope you’re feeling better.

-Ryan

     Niklas just stared at the letter for the longest while. What the hell was he supposed to say?

“Niklas?” Greg asked, interrupting the boy’s thoughts, “Are you okay?”

Niklas looked up at Greg and nodded. Then he just stared at him, not knowing what exactly to say.

james nodding

“Hey, can you tell Ryan that it’s fine?” Niklas asked, sniffling and trying to restrain the tears from rolling down his face.

Greg tapped on Niklas’s wrist. “Yeah, I’ll tell him,” he answered, handing the boy a tissue.

Niklas wiped the tears away from his face. “And can you tell him that Dr. Cain said that I could probably come home to visit on the weekend?”

“Yeah, of course. I’ll tell everyone that.”

Niklas grabbed Greg’s hands. “Thank you.”

It was the greatest news that Greg had ever heard. Blondie’s “Call Me” was playing again on 106.7 The Eagle, which was great because that was one of Niklas’s favorite songs. Greg had only wished that he had told him that the song played when he drove up to the hospital. Better yet, Greg wished that Niklas was in the car with him to actually listen to the song.

It was only until he drove up to the last red light when “Call Me” ended and Bryan Adam’s “(Everything I Do) I Do it For You” began did Greg regret that last wish.

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Nineteen: Getting Better (October 2, 2012 3:35 P.M.)

“So, you’re telling me Niklas is in a mental hospital, and this is the first time anyone’s ever told me this?” Marianne asked Ryan right after the last class of the day.

“‘Fraid so,” Ryan answered as nonchalantly as he could.

Marianne threw her backpack onto the ground. “Damn it, Ryan! How long have you known about this?!”

“Erhm… about… about a week or so. I swear it hasn’t been that long though.”

That didn’t make Marianne feel any better. “Well, shit! I wish you would’ve told me this sooner!”

Well, Ryan would’ve, but he didn’t know how to break the news to Marianne.

“If you ever visit him again, give him this,” Marianne said, giving Ryan a piece of paper.

Ryan quickly shoved the piece of paper into his pocket and looked at Bridget, who had been trying not to stare at him the whole time. “You got anything to say too?”

Bridget looked down at her lap and said quietly, “Damn… I’m sorry about what happened to your friend.”

The pair was completely silent during the rest of the ride. When Ryan returned home after dropping Bridget off at her house, he hastily shoved the piece of paper Marianne gave to him to Greg. “This is for Niklas.” Then he bumped into Anima.

“What the fuck, asshole?!” Anima exclaimed angrily, “Watch where you’re going!”

Ryan stared at Anima for a good while. She didn’t look too hot; her eyebrows were deeply furrowed into her forehead, and her eyes were baggy and darker than usual. “What the fuck happened to you?” he asked.

Anima sighed deeply and internally as she thought back all the way to her sixth-period class- Ms. Henderson’s Pre-Algebra class. Anima was sitting in the back with Uh-Oh and Jeremy near the teacher’s desk doing her pre-bell assignment.

“Psst,” Uh-Oh whispered to Anima and Jeremy, “Is that an eight or a zero on Number two?”

Anima squinted at the board, but all the problems were blurry as fuck.

math problem

“Shit if I know,” Anima whispered back.

Uh-Oh slid into his chair and scowled. “Motherfucker,” he mumbled to himself.

As if the motherfucker word wasn’t said enough in the classroom, Ms. Henderson’s phone started going off. “Oh, you sweet motherfucker,” Ms. Henderson groaned to herself.

Anima, Uh-Oh, and Jeremy inched out of their seats just a bit to eavesdrop some more.

“Sorry our blind date didn’t go as well as it did last night. Would you like to… what, no!”

“Ms. Henderson, what blind date was you talking about?” Jeremy asked.

That got the whole class’s attention; Ms. Henderson’s dark green eyes grew big, and her pale white face turned all sorts of red.

ms. henderson's debut

“You said something about a blind date,” Jeremy replied.

Ms. Henderson swiftly jumped out of her chair and announced as briskly as she could, “Everyone, pass your pre-bells up.”

As pre-bells were being passed up, more and more students became interested in Ms. Henderson’s blind date.

“Ms. Henderson, what was your blind date like?” Eli Cross asked.

“Is he cute? Is he rich?” Melanie Wade asked, “Come on, Ms. Henderson! Give us at least one hint!”

“Okay, here’s the deal,” Ms. Henderson relented, “I’ll grade your pre-bells, and if the class average is seventy percent or above, I’ll give you one little hint. Deal?”

The class cheered, forgetting about the fact that Ms. Henderson was a harsh grader. But that didn’t seem to matter because surprisingly, the class average was eighty-three percent.

“Shit,” Ms. Henderson whispered to herself. Writing the eighty-three percent on the board and hearing the class whoop even louder with joy, she took a deep breath and said, “Remember, this is the only hint you’ll get.” She took an ever bigger breath and announced, “It was a girl.”

At first, the whole class was silent. Then the whole room, as tiny and cramp as it was, started buzzing with a whole lot of gossip- most of which was quite negative, though quite subtle.

“Yo, is this normal?” Uh-Oh whispered to Jeremy.

“Shit if I know,” Jeremy whispered back.

Watching all her classmates whisper to each other about Ms. Henderson, Anima didn’t see why nobody would just admit the truth. “Ms. Henderson, are you gay?” she bluntly asked the teacher.

The entire class halted into a silent screech. Anima looked up at Ms. Henderson’s face, which was completely red and steamy. And then the only noise that came up was Uh-Oh snickering his black ass off. Next thing they knew, they were in ISS- in-school suspension.

“So what the hell you two in for?” Leandra Miller asked. She, Sabina Johannsson, and Sabina’s best friend Brianna Maxwell were also in ISS.

Anima looked at Leandra dead in the eye and answered, “Me and Uh-Oh asked Ms. Henderson if she was gay.”

iss in shock

“…What?” Anima asked after a minute of shock and awe.

“You realize what city we live in, right?” Leandra said to the girl.

Anima shrugged. “Yeah, Portland. Why?”

“Uh, Portland’s the gay capital of the fucking United States,” Sabina piped up.

“Yeah, bitch. You guys can’t just ask those types of questions right out in the open like that,” Leandra added, “Are you trying to get fucking expelled or what?”

“Bitch, I wasn’t the one asking questions!” Uh-Oh insisted.

“Yeah, well you were laughing your ass off when I asked the fucking question!” Anima told him off.

Brianna sat there silently until she eventually asked, “So, is she gay?”

Sabina practically spat out her drink that she never had in the first place. “BITCH!”

Seeing Uh-Oh and Sabina cackle with laughter, Leandra’s face in her hands, and Brianna biting her lips, Anima blushed. “Alright, well what the fuck are you guys in for?!”

“Dress code violation,” Brianna answered.

“Dress code violation,” Leandra answered.

“I tried beating the shit out of Christian Seger during P.E. this morning,” Sabina answered.

“Damn, what the fuck did he do to you?” Brianna asked.

“Fucker tried to ask me to touch his dick,” Sabina answered.

Anima blushed even harder and started randomly doodling because she didn’t want to hear SHIT about middle-school students touching ding-dongs or any of that other shit. Thank God for the pencil scratches on her piece of notebook paper on top of the hard gray desk. So, what was up with her life? Well, Niklas was still in the psychiatric hospital, and Tamie has been hallucinating a lot more lately. And the more she said anything about Ryan, the worse.

Anima hated to admit it, but she kind of missed Niklas. Speaking of Niklas, that drawing she drew looked eerily similar to him. Hey, maybe she could pawn this off to him as a gift of some sort.

getting better

Yeah, that sounded like a good idea.

“Here,” Anima said, handing Ryan the drawing, “This is for Nikki.”

Ryan hastily snatched the paper out of Anima’s hands and stalked to Greg’s room. “I got some fan-mail for Nikki,” he said, giving the old man a bunch of letters and Anima’s drawing of Niklas.

Greg grabbed the pieces of paper and said, “Thank you.”

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Eighteen: Visiting Hour Part One (September 25, 2012 4:00 P.M.)

this is it isn't it

Greg and Ryan were driving up to a psychiatric hospital in Salem to visit Niklas. Ryan wasn’t so sure whether he wanted to see Niklas and tell him exactly what his thoughts were or just let Greg do all the talking.

“Ryan,” Greg started, “Are you okay?”

Ryan looked up at Greg, startled for a bit because the car ride so far had been almost completely mute. But he nodded.

“You know, it’s okay to tell me if something’s wrong,” Greg reminded the boy.

Ryan gulped and confirmed that, indeed, he was fine.

“Alright then.”

The rest of the ride was completely silent. Actually, signing in and waiting for Niklas was completely silent. In fact, it was only when one of the nurses brought Niklas out and guided them to a private visiting room were any words spoken.

“So, Niklas? How have things been?” Greg asked the boy.

Niklas, who was wearing a white T-shirt and gray sweatpants, answered-

i guess you can say i'm doing fine

“That’s good,” Greg said, “Have you seen Dr. Cain yet?”

Niklas shook his head and answered, “No, but he said that he was thinking about switching my medication.”

Dr. Cain was Niklas’s psychiatrist; he was the psychiatrist for most people in the YouChannell Group Home. He mostly dealt with depression and anxiety.

“That’s kind of surprising,” Greg said, “I thought that he would’ve seen you by now. Maybe he’s just been too busy.”

Niklas sighed. “Yeah, probably.”

Ryan found this whole visit boring, boring, BORING! And the more he saw Niklas and Greg just sitting there saying nothing, the angrier he got. “I have a question,” he said calmly to Niklas.

Niklas looked up. “What’s up?”

Ryan stood up and snapped-

what the fuck is wrong with you

“Ryan, sit down,” Greg told the boy.

Niklas leaned back in his gray plastic chair, his eyes bigger than they had ever been before and his eyebrows furrowed. “What are you going on about?”

“Don’t give me that!” Ryan exclaimed more angrily, “You were being fucking selfish and not thinking about how other people would be affected by your stupid actions!”

“I was thinking of other people!” Niklas shouted, “I was thinking about Marianne and Greg and Katja and…” The words dried out of his mouth, and his whole body was shaking, especially his fists. He wanted to scream at Ryan about how he wasn’t trying to be selfish and that, if anything, he was the one who being selfish. But he couldn’t… because tears were blurring his vision and then… and then he started sobbing- hard and loudly.

“Come here,” Greg said quietly, bringing Niklas into his loving embrace.

Seeing Niklas crying into Greg’s shirt, Ryan slowly sat back down. Sure, he was a lot calmer, but he didn’t feel any better. If anything, he felt a little worse. Ryan was expecting Niklas to yell back at him or at the very least punch him. Hell, he almost wished those had happened.

Just then, someone else knocked on the door. “Is it okay if I enter?” an old man’s voice asked outside.

Greg got up and slowly opened the door. Sure enough, it was-

dr. caine

Greg turned his head to look at Niklas, who was starting to end his crying, and to Ryan, who was sitting very still and was very awed. He turned back to Dr. Cain and slowly shook his head.

“Well, we’ve been thinking about switching Niklas’s medication from Zoloft to Prozac,” Dr. Cain said, “But you see… knowing how antidepressants are, the staff will have to watch over Niklas for possibly severe side effects. Is this okay?”

Greg looked over at Niklas for one last time and slowly nodded again. Niklas, who had stopped crying, also nodded. And that sucked because even though he was still pissed off about the whole ordeal, Ryan still missed the guy very much.

     “Ryan,” Greg began to say on the way home from the psychiatric hospital, “I just want to say-”

“Yeah yeah, I was being a dick back there,” Ryan interrupted with a groan, staring out the window once more.

Greg sighed through his nose and said, “Well… I guess you could say that. I was just trying to say that, well, when someone’s thinking about suicide, they’re not being selfish and thinking about just themselves. Sometimes, the pain that they’re dealing with just gets to be too much for them. You get what I’m saying, right?”

Maybe, maybe not. Either way, Ryan still missed Niklas.

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YouChannell 2012-2013-Chapter Sixteen: The Melancholy of Niklas Giuliani Part Two (September 17, 2012 6:30 A.M.)

“What the fuck do you mean I can’t stay home from school today?” Ryan asked Greg in the hallway early in the morning.

“I mean you can’t stay home from school because today is not a Senior Skip Day,” Greg replied.

Niklas was still in bed, too tired to move, too tired to even breathe. He heard footsteps come into his room and Katja’s voice telling him to get up, but he wasn’t feeling very well because again… well…

“You’re saying that you need a mental health day?” Katja asked Niklas.

Niklas nodded.

“Alright, you can stay home for today,” Katja said, “Let me know if you need to talk to me about something.” She left the room.

“Oi, how come Nikki gets to stay home from school today, but I can’t?” Ryan asked when he confronted Katja.

“That’s none of your business. Now get dressed,” Katja answered.

“Is he taking a mental health day?” Ryan said, “‘Cause I need a mental health day too!”

“You’re saying that because you have an Algebra II test today,” Greg argued, “Now get dressed and get ready for breakfast.”

“Alright, damn! Shit!” Ryan grunted, stomping towards his room.

Niklas rolled his eyes and put his pillow over his head. It wasn’t his fault that Ryan couldn’t have a mental health day or a senior skip day or some shit. If anything, this thought made him feel worse, especially as Ryan sneaked his head into the doorway and gave him the evil eye. Great. Just great.

“Ryan, you’re going to be late for school if you don’t hurry up and put your shoes on,” Katja said again.

“I’m hurrying!” Ryan shouted upstairs. He put his shoes on and gave Niklas one last evil eye before he headed downstairs and walked out the front door. Niklas just ignored that one. Actually, he ignored everything and slept for the next two hours. When he woke up, he heard Katja talking to Tessa.

“So when are classes starting again?” Katja asked Tessa.

“The 24th.”

“Oh… I’m very proud of you.”

“Really? Thanks.”

And that made Niklas wonder- were people proud of him? Greg, Katja, Marianne, anyone? Probably not. After all, was has he done with his life? Nothing, and it was probably gonna stay that way forever. If he were gone, would the world even change? Niklas doubted it.

Suddenly, he snapped. He got out of bed and walked downstairs towards the Vent Room… or the living room… or the kitchen… when Greg looked at him and asked, “Niklas, do you want to talk to me about something?”

Startled, Niklas stared at the old man, not knowing exactly what to do. His hand went up to his throat, and then… he fell down. And wept.

“Niklas, Niklas!” Greg exclaimed, picking the boy up, “It’s okay. I’m here for you.”

Niklas kept on sobbing and sobbing until he wept out, “I wanna die!”

“Sssh. Sssh. Come with me.” Greg walked the boy to the Vent Room. He slowly and quietly closed the door and asked, “Be honest with me. Have you been having suicidal thoughts?”

Niklas was still sobbing.

“Take your time, Niklas. I’m still gonna be here.”

Niklas stopped sobbing for a minute and nodded.

Greg nodded. “And how long have you been having these thoughts?”

“…About a few months.”

“That’s a long time to feel suicidal,” Greg said. He took a deep breath and asked, “Have you had any plans on killing yourself?”

Niklas nodded.

“Have you thought about going through with it?”

Niklas nodded.

“I’m glad you didn’t go through with it.” Greg held back his tears. “Do you… do you feel safe being here right now?”

Niklas gulped a sob back into his throat. He stared at the floor and shook his head.

“Do you think you’ll be safer at a hospital?”

Niklas slowly nodded.

“Okay, let’s go.”

With that out of the way, Niklas packed some of his belongings and left for the hospital, uncertain of what was to come in the near future. Seeing Greg tell Katja and Tessa what was up, he wondered if Greg was disappointed in him or not. What about Katja? What about Marianne? Oh God, Marianne. Hadn’t he made a pinkie promise with her? And didn’t he just break it? Oh, God.

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Fifteen: The Giveaway (September 2, 2012 4:38 P.M.)

Niklas was with his girlfriend Marianne Johns on the hard plastic swings in the tiny playground. It was a quiet warm afternoon with only a few unimportant clouds.

“So uh… whatcha got me here for?” Marianne asked.

Niklas handed out a single black T-Shirt with a thin triangle and a rainbow coming out of one side. Marianne gasped.

didn't i give that shirt last hanukkah

“What are you giving it to me for? I thought you love Pink Floyd.”

Niklas sighed. “I… I just wanted you to have it, okay? I mean, my room’s getting crowded, and Greg said I needed to get rid of some stuff. You know what I mean?” He looked down at the ground and rubbed his depressed-looking eyes.

Yes, Marianne knew what Niklas meant. “You’re not trying to kill yourself, are you?”

Niklas swallowed hard and blinked back tears. “N-No. Why?”

“Niklas, I know what you’re thinking, and it’s not gonna work with me,” Marianne said. She placed her hands onto Niklas’s face and added, “Promise me that you’re not gonna kill yourself, like, at all.”

Niklas looked back, blinking back tears. “I promise,” he said quietly.

“You promise?”

“I promise.”

“You really promise?”

Niklas managed to sneak in a chuckle. “I promise.”

“Pinkie promise?”

Niklas held out his pinkie finger. “Pinkie promise.”

They pinkie promised.

“Well… I gotta go. My parents are gonna be pissed if I’m late,” Marianne said. She started walking away when she turned her head and added, “I’m gonna see you tomorrow, am I?”

Niklas nodded. “Yeah, see ya tomorrow.”

The pair went their own separate ways.

     It was after dinnertime, and Cereza, Niklas, and Axel were watching Glee. Well technically… Axel was the only one watching Glee. Cereza and Niklas were just sitting on the orange couch.

“Wait… how the fuck do you cum in a hot tub?” Niklas asked, “Wouldn’t the sperm just float in the water or something?”

Axel shrugged.

“So, how’s water sperm supposed to get the cheerleader chick pregnant if the sperm’s just in the water or some sh-”

“Shut up. I’m trying to see whether Quinn’s gonna keep the baby or not,” Axel said.

Cereza scoffed and rolled her eyes. “Oh, my God. I can’t believe you actually watch this crap.”

Axel shrugged and ignored the bitch.

Just then, Tamie and Ryan walked into the living room and noticed Niklas watching Glee.

“What the fuck is this shit?” Tamie asked drunkenly.

Niklas looked at Axel and then looked at Tamie and shrugged.

“Hold on… is that… is that fucking Glee we’re watching?!” Ryan started laughing.

Niklas blushed and hung his head low.

“Well, shit,” Ryan said, “I didn’t think Nikki of all people would be watching this shit.” He turned to Niklas and added, “I thought you didn’t like pop or rap.”

“I don’t,” Niklas grunted, beginning to clench his fist and having tears sting his eyes, “Besides, Cereza is watching it too.”

“Well yeah, but she’s a little girl so it doesn’t count,” Tamie said.

“Hey!” Cereza exclaimed. She got up and left the living room.

It took a while for someone else to say something. Then Niklas asked-

skye watching glee

“Doesn’t count,” Ryan answered, “Axel’s always been watching that shit, so it’ll never count.”

Axel turned back at Ryan and said, “Fuck you!” Then he got up and stormed off to his room.

Ryan and Tamie started laughing their asses off; that ended up turning into hacking.

“Is he… is he crying?” Tamie asked.

Ryan hacked so loud he started outright coughing. “I think… I think he is!” He started laughing some more. “I can’t believe he’s actually invested in that shit!”

“Suck my dick!” Axel shouted from his room.

Niklas rolled his eyes, stared at his feet, and sighed.

“What’s up with you, Nikki?” Ryan asked.

Niklas shrugged. He turned away and stared at the wall.

“Have you been crying?” Ryan asked, trying hard not to laugh.

“No.”

“Sure fucking looks like it.”

“I haven’t been crying! Now fuck off!” Niklas growled. He turned a 180 and stormed out of the living room. Shit, what started out as an okay day turned out to be a really shitty one. He looked around in his room for his Pink Floyd T-shirt and then realized he gave it away to Marianne. That reminded him of the pinkie promise they had earlier that day. Did a pinkie promise really mean anything?

pinkie promises don't matter

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Fourteen: The Letter (August 12, 2012 1:33 P.M.)

“Folks, I have an announcement,” Anima told Kishi, Amanda, and Lidiya on the colorful plastic playground equipment after lunch.

Lidiya stared at the brown suitcase right besides Anima’s feet. “So, what’s with the suitcase?” she asked.

Anima glared at Lidiya and mumbled, “Yeah… about that.” She cleared her throat and continued, “I’m leaving today, and I’m never coming back. Don’t expect me to call you or text you or… actually, just don’t expect anything from me, okay? Thanks.”

Kishi and Amanda were in shock while Lidiya just rolled her eyes.

“Wait, so if you’re leaving, can I at least have your Lucky Star manga?” Amanda asked.

That bitch! Anima was shocked; Anima was angry. Amanda wouldn’t even miss her, and neither would Lidiya for that matter! Huh, some friends they were! “Well, bye I guess,” she said rather harshly. She picked up her suitcase and jumped off the playground equipment.

When Lidiya and Amanda had said their goodbyes, Kishi walked up to Anima and asked, “Are you really leaving today?”

Anima gulped before tearfully nodding. She could barely get the “Yeah.” out of her mouth. And that was when Kishi did the strangest thing.

kishi hugs anima

“I’m gonna miss you, Anima,” Kishi whimpered, her arms squeezing Anima tightly.

Anima didn’t know what to say. Even though Kishi was her best friend, she still wasn’t expecting a reaction as strong as this. “I’m gonna miss you too,” she said quietly. Then she picked up her suitcase and walked back to the YouChannell Home for the final time.

“Look what I got!” Piro shouted at Anima when she walked into the living room. He shoved a whole sheet of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic stickers.

Anima looked at Niklas, who was sitting on the couch, and asked where the hell Piro got those stickers from.

“How should I know? I didn’t get any mail,” Niklas answered, looking a lot more irritated than usual.

Anima sucked her cheeks in and placed her hands on her hips. “Well, didn’t I get any mail?”

“Oh my God, who the hell cares?!” Niklas shouted as he threw his hands in the air.

“I do! This could very well be my last day here!”

“Good! Nobody here likes you anyways!” With that out of the way, Niklas jumped off the couch and stormed towards his room.

Nobody liked her; it was true. Otherwise, Anima wouldn’t be getting kicked out of the YouChannell Home on this day. She slumped towards the stuffy orange couch in the living room where she asked Piro if he liked her.

piro with his pony stickers

“I asked if you liked me or not!” Anima exclaimed.

Piro shrugged, which made Anima jumped on him and pull his hair. While she was pulling his hair, she tried to grab Piro’s stickers but wasn’t able because Greg picked her up and carried her to the Vent Room.

“Anima, I need to know why you thought beating up Piro was a good idea,” Greg said.

“Why the fuck do I have to tell you?! For all you know, this could very well be my last day here!” Anima shouted.

Greg stared at Anima for a minute. “Tell me what you’re referring to.”

That fucker! Anima knew he was just pretending to not know! Oh well, she was leaving today anyways, so-

i'm getting kicked out aren't i

Greg was taken aback. “Who… Who told you this?”

“Katja!” Anima sobbed with tears stinging her eyes.

If Greg wasn’t taken aback, he was sure silent. “Hold on a bit,” he said, quietly leaving Anima in the Vent Room.

All alone in the big white room, Anima knew that Greg was probably laughing about her, and who could blame him? She was a terrible person, a horrible person who had no redeemable traits, and there was no hope for her. Then Anima saw herself in the principal’s office at the special school- a tiny little girl who was bad in every way. She was getting kicked out of that school, no question about it.

just like she was getting kicked out today

Just then, someone knocked on the door. “Anima… is it okay if I come in?” Katja’s voice asked.

Hell, why not?! Might as well get one last yelling-at session out of the way before she left. Anima opened the door and let the old fuck in.

“Anima, about our meeting yesterday,” Katja began, “I was meaning that if you acted up like bullying again, you might be kicked out of public school. I didn’t mean to say that if you acted up like bullying again, you’ll be kicked out of this house. I’m sorry if I made you think this way.”

Anima blinked back tears and asked in a small voice, “You mean… I’m not getting kicked out?”

“No,” Katja said, “We can never kick you out.” She patted Anima’s back and added, “Now go on and unpack your suitcase, alright?”

As Anima walked into her room and unpacked her suitcase, she realized that maybe Greg and Katja loved her like she was part of their family… did they?

     Anima and Kishi were lying down on the living room floor staring at the cream-colored textured ceiling right before bedtime.

“I see the most beautiful mountains and puffs of wind,” Kishi said. She turned to Anima and asked, “What do you see?”

Anima squinted and tried her best to see a picture, any picture, on the ceiling but it was so blurry she didn’t even try. “A bunch of lines.”

“Oh Anima!” Kishi exclaimed with a giggle. She rolled over onto her side and said, “I’m so glad you’re not leaving.”

Anima was glad too.

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Thirteen: Group Time with Katja Schacht (August 11, 2012 10:30 A.M.)

“Right, so does anyone want to tell me anything important happening during the first week of school?” Katja asked during the afternoon Group Time.

Ryu-jin’s shot up faster than definition of fast. “My science teacher’s really hot! Does that count?”

“No, it doesn’t,” Minha answered rather rudely, “She’s not even that beautiful in the first place anyways!”

So while Ryu-jin and Minha were arguing, someone knocked on the front door. It turned out to be Lidya… with her father Mr. Utano when Greg answered the door.

“Is there an Anima here?” Mr. Utano asked.

Greg asked what he need Anima for, and all of a sudden, Anima flashed all the way back to last Tuesday in her English class. Ms. Mitchell, the teacher, was going over the pre-bell when she asked, “So how many people have actually done this on their own?”

Only Kishi and a couple of unusually good kids raised their hands. That’ll piss a teacher off.

ms mitchie

Well shit.

“I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU LITTLE SHITS!” Ms. Mitchell continued to screech, “IT’S ONLY THE SECOND DAY OF SCHOOL, AND IT’S ALREADY BEEN PROVEN THAT NONE OF YOU SEEM TO GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT ME OR YOUR EDUCATION!” With that out of the way, she stormed out of the classroom and slammed the door with an eardrum-exploding bang.

It took a while for the class to comprehend what the hell was going on until Anima asked blatantly, “What the fuck was that?”

Everyone in the class except Kishi started laughing their asses off.

“Guys, she might come back any second, and she’s gonna be pretty upset if we’re this loud,” Kishi warned.

But apparently, nobody gave a rat’s ass because Anima said out loud, “I’ll bet all of you five bucks that if Ms. Mitchell doesn’t come back in fifteen minutes, we can all legally leave!” She knew this was true because Tessa had once heard that fact.

“This isn’t college, dumb ass! Nobody’s gonna let us leave school if the teacher doesn’t come back,” a black girl named Kaelyn stated.

“Yeah, Anima. The school’s just gonna get a substitute if the teacher doesn’t come back,” Lidiya added.

“Well that’s just fucking bullshit,” Anima thought bitterly in her head. She climbed on top of the teacher’s desk and shouted in the style of Ms. Mitchell, “Everybody sit down and shut the fuck up!”

Everyone in the class, even Kishi, started shrieking in laughter.

“Hey, you guys think Ms. Mitchell has Tourette’s Syndrome?” a mixed girl named Melanie asked.

Some of the boys were laughing their asses off.

“You mean like in that one episode of South Park?” a white boy named Eli replied.

This made Anima wheeze with laughter; she wheezed so hard she fell over out of her chair. It also didn’t help when Eli started imitating those with Tourette’s Syndrome a la South Park style and his group of friends started laughing.

“Hey, can we maybe not make fun of someone for something they can’t help?” Kishi asked the class.

“Yeah, it’s like making fun of someone for being gay,” Lidiya added.

An Asian girl named Emma, who had been taking selfies the entire time, said, “Wait, Ms. Mitchell’s gay?”

“Wouldn’t surprise me,” Eli answered, sweeping his light brown hair away from his forehead, “Considering how much of a bitch she is.”

“Come on, Eli. Don’t be such a dick!” Melanie said, rolling her eyes.

Lidiya jumped out of her seat and faced the juvenile and yet sinister look in Eli’s hazel eyes. “What the hell are you saying?! That lesbians are aggressive and bitchy?!”

“Are you a lesbian too, Lidiya?” Kaelyn asked.

Seeing Lidiya’s teeth and fists clench, Anima didn’t see what was so bad about being a lesbian or gay or some shit. Ms. Mitchell might be a lesbian, big deal. What was so bad about that? And then she looked in Eli’s eyes, Kaelyn’s dark brown eyes, Melanie’s tan eyes, Emma’s almost black eyes, and everyone else’s eyes. Being gay probably wasn’t a very normal experience apparently, and the one thing she wanted to be was normal- as normal as the guys who regularly watch South Park and Family Guy and as normal as the girls who argue about which guy from One Direction is the hottest. So she turned to Lidiya and said, “This whole fucking thing is gay anyways. Eli’s acting gay, Kaelyn’s acting gay, and you’re especially acting gay- just like your dad and his boyfriend!”

And looking back at Lidiya’s, and everyone else’s, face said everything that was wrong with the whole world.

the whole class shocked

“Anima Hatsune, you son of a bitch,” the teacher’s voice rang out.

After hearing the story, Katja walked up to where Anima, Greg, and Mr. Utano were and asked Anima to explain herself.

“I-I-I was just joking just like everyone else!” Anima tried to defend herself, “You know, it was a joke!”

“Yeah, and your ‘joke’ sucked,” Mr. Utano replied back, explaining that her joke was homophobic because it implied that gay people were less than straight people and all the negative connotations associated with those “jokes”.

Katja looked down at Anima and asked if she needed to say anything to Lidiya and Mr. Utano.

“I’m… I’m sorry for making that joke,” Anima mumbled to Lidiya.

“Thank you,” Katja said. Lidiya and Mr. Utano also reluctantly accepted the apology.

“Alright, change of plan,” Katja said after the Utanos have left the house. “We’re going to talk about when a type of joke hurts someone.”

As Anima sat down next to Niklas, Niklas whispered to the girl, “What the fuck did you do?”

“I told some joke about people acting gay, and now everyone’s pissed,” Anima whispered back.

Niklas’s eyes widened. “Holy shit. You made a joke about gay people that pissed so many people off, and you DIDN’T get expelled for that?!”

“What the fuck are you talking about?!”

“Do you not realize where you live?! Say that shit again, and you might get kicked out again, and then where the hell are you gonna go, huh?!”

Anima rolled her eyes. “Yeah right. Like I’m gonna get kicked out again.”

“Well, it can happen. Hell, you might even get kicked out of here.”

At that moment, Anima’s eyes widened. “You’re bluffing me, aren’t you?”

“You really think I’ll be saying this shit to bluff you?”

Anima had no answer; she kept her mouth shut throughout the rest of Group Time because she was already in trouble with Katja. Could she get kicked out of the YouChannell Home for what happened at school on Tuesday?

“Anima,” Katja said when Group Time had ended a half-hour later, “May I speak with you for a minute?”

Seeing the I-told-you-so-look on Niklas’s face, Anima knew she was fucked.

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YouChannell 2012-2013- Chapter Twelve: High School Really Sucks Ass (August 6, 2012 2:04 P.M.)

Even though he was supposed to be in his Government class, Ryan was instead panicking in a bathroom stall- reason why he didn’t know. Good thing he sneaked in a couple of Xanax bars this morning on the way to school. He gulped, and he waited, and then (when he finally stopped panicking) he slowly walked out of the stall- and then bumped into Niklas, who had some heavy-as-fuck bags under his eyes.

“Holy fucking shit!” Ryan exclaimed, “What the fuck happened to you?”

“Nothing,” Niklas grumbled, turning away.

“Have you been crying?” Ryan asked, trying hard not to laugh.

“No.”

“Sure fucking looks like it.”

“I haven’t been crying! Now fuck off!” Niklas growled. He turned a 180 and stormed out of the men’s bathroom.

Ryan was completely silent for a minute until he just quietly said, “Alright, damn. Shit.”

Then the bell rang. Last class of the day- Psychology. He took a deep breath and walked downstairs to the first-floor classroom second on the right. And that was when he met Riley.

“Oh hell no!” Riley groaned, rubbing her forehead with her first two fingers, “Don’t fucking tell me that we got the same fucking class together.”

Ryan gave Riley his schedule and shrugged. “Sorry, bitch.”

“Fuck!” Riley moaned, leaning back into her seat, “This shit can’t get any worse, can it?”

And then-

hol' up

“Aw, fuck!” Riley exclaimed.

“No way,” Charlotte said, “There is no way on God’s green earth that we have the same class as Riley Wilson!”

“This is a seniors’ class only!” Riley said.

Ryan started chuckling.

“This is psychology!” Charlotte argued, “It’s an elective for all grades! Besides, you’re not even a senior. You’re a sophomore like me!”

Ryan started laughing his ass off.

“Give me your schedule!” Riley said, snatching Charlotte’s schedule and reading it herself. Needless to say, they both had the same psychology class together.

“I hope you’re proud of yourself, Riley Wilson,” Charlotte grouched, snatching her schedule out of Riley’s hand.

“Proud of what?” another girl asked. Everyone turned around and saw Ryan’s girlfriend Bridget Myers.

“Babe!” Ryan exclaimed happily.

“Ryan?! Oh my God, I didn’t know you were here!” Bridget squealed, jumping up and down.

The two lovers ran towards and hugged as if they were in a sweet, sweet matrimony.

two lovebirds

“Oh my God,” Riley groaned, “I don’t what the fuck this girl sees in him.”

“You and me both,” Charlotte muttered under her breath.

God was this disgusting.

     “The fuck you’re doing in my car, bitch?!” Ryan asked Marilyn after school.

“I need a ride home,” Marilyn answered, playing with her hair and rolling her eyes like a stupid ditz.

“You got gas money?”

One dollar, two dollars, fifty cents- shit! “No.”

“Then walk your fat ass home, bitch!”

“What about your bitch over there? She got any gas money?”

Everyone (Marilyn, Ryan, Riley, Niklas, and Charlotte) looked at Bridget, who looked as if she was about to slap Marilyn across the face.

“What the fuck?!” Bridget exclaimed angrily.

“Yeah, what the fuck Marilyn?!” Ryan repeated, “She doesn’t have to worry about gas money. She’s my girl!”

“Then why the fuck do I have to pay gas money for your car?!” Riley questioned with Niklas nodding, “I fucking live with you!”

Charlotte simply turned around and caught her ride.

Ryan sighed through his nose and mumbled to all, “Get in the car.” And that was what ended a shitty first day of high school.

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