YouChannell: 2012-2013- Chapter Fifty-One: Last Day, Class Day (May 10, 2013 7:00 A.M.)

“My, it sure is a beautiful day outside today,” Katja said to herself one warm morning in May as she opened the kitchen window.

It certainly was a beautiful day outside; it was going to be a beautiful day inside, too. School was about to end soon, especially for the seniors. Today was Class Day. Class Day was a day for the school administrators to announce which scholarships at which college/university some seniors were receiving. The seniors all had to wear their fanciest formal clothes possible. Speaking of…

“Ryan!” Greg called from the kitchen, “You’ve got one more minute to get finished getting dressed or else I’m coming in, do you understand?”

Ryan slowly stomped down the stairs, one loud clonk at a time, until he appeared in the kitchen wearing a long-sleeved, baby blue button-up shirt with khaki pants.

“Ryan,” Greg began, “Aren’t you forgetting something?”

Ryan stared at the tall black man liked he had smoked a whole pound of crack cocaine and answered uncertainly, “Forgetting what?”

Greg handed him the Class Day and graduation dress codes in order to receive a diploma.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Ryan exclaimed irritably, “I seriously have to shave my beard for fucking Class Day?!”

“That’s what it says here,” Greg replied, pointing to a paragraph.

Ryan threw his hands up in the air and groaned, “Oh, my fucking God! We’re not even in the caps and gowns yet; why the fuck do I have to shave my beard off in the first place?!”

“Because Class Day and graduation are formal events, and nobody wants you to look like a dirty homeless person,” Faustine, who was stirring her oatmeal and writing down her valedictorian’s speech, answered in a flat voice.

Ryan swiftly turned his head to Faustine like an enraged owl and shouted, “Oi, fuck off, Faustine!”

“You know what?” Katja butted in, “I think Faustine’s reason is a good reason.”

“Well, I don’t!” Ryan argued with his arms crossed against his chest.

“Ryan, we’re not going to argue about this,” Greg stated once and for all, “Go back upstairs and shave your beard off.”

Ryan moaned and threw his hands up like a little bitch as he stormed back upstairs and slammed the upstairs bathroom’s door.

At least the underclassmen didn’t have to wear their school uniforms that day.

“I’m so glad we don’t have to wear school uniforms on Awards Day,” Kishi gushed to Anima at the kitchen table. She was wearing a ruby red dress made of polyester, and, for some strange reason, the freckles that were usually splattered all over her face weren’t there. Huh, that was strange.

“What do you mean ‘Awards Day’?” Anima asked.

“You know, when people get their awards for doing the best in a certain school subject,” Kishi explained.

Oh, that. Anima knew she didn’t have a chance at getting one of those. Thank God she kept it simple with a white sailor shirt, a red bowtie, and blue jeans.

Upstairs in the bathroom, everyone heard Ryan scream in agony as he tried to shave his beard off. “Holy shit!” he hollered like a fucking bitch, “I’m fucking bleeding!”

As most of the people in the house (especially and specifically Niklas) stifled their laughter, Kishi turned back to Anima and said-

“Is that why you’re wearing all that makeup?” Anima asked.

Despite the heavy amount of concealer on her face, showing only a slight blush of red, Kishi’s face and ears burned like lava in a volcano. Speaking of volcanos…

“Who the fuck used up all of my makeup?!” Fern erupted from the downstairs bathroom.

Kishi squirmed in her seat and twirled a strand of her hair. She looked down at an invisible watch on her wrist and exclaimed, “Oh, no! We’re gonna be late and miss the bus!”

While waiting at the bus stop, their friends Lidiya, Amanda, and River all looked at Kishi like she was a crack-addicted hooker on the streets.

“Okay, I don’t mean to be that person, but where are your freckles?” Lidiya asked Kishi. She was wearing a white, long-sleeved work blouse with a black work skirt and black work shoes.

“I’m wearing concealer on my face. Doesn’t it look good?” Kishi answered.

“Yeah, but why are you wearing so much makeup in the first place?” Amanda asked. She was wearing a white, long-sleeved work blouse and red tie with a black jean skirt, a black choker on her neck, and black boots.

“In case I win an award,” Kishi answered with an arrogant smile on her face.

River, who was wearing a maroon blouse with bell-bottom sleeves and khakis, wheezed in laughter and exclaimed, “What award, nigga? The only people getting any fucking awards are the super smart kids who have been going to this school they entire lives.”

Kishi, with her eye twitching, sharply turned to River and asked in an irritated tone of voice, “How do you know that?!”

“Because that’s how all award shows are,” River answered casually, “If you’re lucky, you’ll probably get a little mention for making the honor roll.”

“She’s got a point, Kish,” Lidiya said with an apathetic shrug.

Kishi’s shoulders hunched up as she twitched her eye. “Yeah, well… how would you know I won’t get any awards today?!”

“Because it’s common fucking sense, nigga!” River argued, “How the fuck have you not noticed this shit by now?!”

Kishi and River continued their arguing as they all got onto the school bus (with Lidiya occasionally butting in), yet there was no sign of Penelope anywhere. Weird, was she sick from school or something, or did she have an appointment somewhere and her parents were planning on taking her to school later?

When Anima arrived at school, she noticed everyone, or rather damn near everyone, was wearing their most formal outfits for Awards Day. This was certainly true as she was walking to Ms. Blume’s art class.

“Oh, my God!” McKenna Suzuki sighed heavily to Kyla Wong and Violet Blume, “Awards Day is today!” McKenna was wearing a pink dress with a pleated skirt and magenta high heels.

“Oh, my God, McKenna. We all know you’re gonna win a bunch of awards. Why do you always do this act every Awards Day?” Kyla said. She was wearing a slinky black dress and fancy black loafers.

“I know I’m gonna win the art award for making the highest average in Ms. Blume’s class,” Violet said. She was wearing a white tank top with a long, tan vest that had fringes torn at the bottom as well as blue jeans and brown flip-flops.

“Wait, where’d you get that from?” Kyla questioned.

Violet shrugged. “I looked over at the those files Ms. Blume had on her desk a few days ago.”

Kyla and McKenna stared at Violet in disbelief and awe. Then, Kyla yelped at the top of her lungs-

McKenna sighed and shook her head. “Nepotism at its finest, ladies and gents,” she said to herself.

Because the school system wanted to suck every senior’s dick, every other student was required to attend the Class Day ceremony as well. Somehow, Niklas and Marianne managed to find seats together despite being in different homerooms.

“Holy shit, Ryan actually shaved his beard off?” Marianne asked Niklas right before the actual ceremony started.

“Fuck yes!” Niklas replied, stifling his laughter, “And he actually fucking cut himself while he was shaving, and there was blood everywhere on the bathroom floor!”

“Jesus Christ!” Marianne also managed to stifle her laughter somehow. “I wonder what he looks like now.”

“You’re gonna see in a little while,” Niklas said, “It’s gonna be really fucking funny!”

Sure enough, as soon as they saw Ryan walking in the walkway, Niklas whispered a nasty idea into Marianne’s idea, which made her smack Ryan’s ass in three… two… one…

SMACK!

Ryan jumped, swiftly turned around to face Niklas and Marianne, and whispered harshly with clenched teeth-

Niklas and Marianne, clearly not giving a shit about Ryan’s wellbeing, covered their mouths and tried their hardest not to snicker. However, as soon as he left (mostly because some other students were behind him and wanted to get Class Day over with), the two “pranksters” let it all go. Their laughter quickly filled up the entire auditorium, and it took two teachers to drag them into the ISS room, where they continued to laugh. Saliva dripped onto Niklas’s Pink Floyd T-shirt while he held onto his crotch while Marianne wiped some tears of laughter onto her Nirvana T-shirt.

“Did I mention that Ryan screamed like a bitch when he cut himself while shaving?” Niklas wheezed.

That was the funniest shit these two had ever heard of.

After the Class Day assembly had ended, Riley, who had come with Greg, ran over to Marilyn and hugged her. “Girl, I’m so proud of you!” she squealed as she squeezed Marilyn tighter than the tightest skirt hugging against a girl’s thigh.

“Aww, boo! I wish you could’ve been with me, too!” Marilyn replied, squeezing Riley into an equally tight hug.

As soon as Marilyn said that, Riley felt a swift twang of agony punch her in the guts. Yet another reminder of her failures. “Yeah… yeah, me too,” she said quietly, staring at the ground.

“But don’t worry,” Marilyn tried to reassure Riley, “You’re gonna have a job soon, aren’t you?”

Riley gulped. Why did Marilyn have to bring that up? Okay, no need to panic. Just take a deep breath; she was gonna find something worthwhile soon. “Y-Yeah, Imma have a job real soon. You gon’ be going to college soon, right?”

This time, it was Marilyn’s turn to feel a swift twang of agony punching her in the guts. “Yeah… yeah, I am.”

“Great! We can at least see each other during breaks.”

Marilyn gulped and blinked, her dark brown eyes shifting to the ground, where her feet were shifting her own weight. “Daddy says I have to go to college in Berkeley,” she almost whispered.

Riley’s heart skipped a beat. Berkeley was in the middle of California; Portland was all the way in northern Oregon, bordering the south of Washington state. She may never see Marilyn again. “Damn… I’m gonna miss you so much,” she said, tears stinging her eyes.

Tears stung Marilyn’s eyes, too. She stood still, stiff as a board, for the longest time until she suddenly pushed herself onto Riley and exclaimed, “I’m gonna miss you too, girl!”

The two girls embraced each other for the longest time until they reluctantly let go of each other and stared at each other some more. Finally-

On the ride home, Cereza went on and on about what life would be like in middle school.

“And I can finally wear make-up and own a cell phone and go on dates,” she droned on and on, as if anyone cared.

“And you’ll have to wear school uniforms,” Axel interrupted in a blasé tone of voice, trying hard not to fall back asleep.

Cereza turned her head and gave Axel a nasty glare. “¡No interrumpas mis fantasías, pendejo!” she hissed with clenched teeth.

Axel rolled his eyes and slumped his head down onto his chest, failing to stay awake.

“I don’t see why school uniforms are such a big deal,” Siënna said, “I wore them when I was in school in Belgium, and it wasn’t such a big deal there.”

The high schoolers scoffed at Siënna’s comment because they knew how much hell school uniforms really were, especially for those who didn’t wear them in their home countries. Besides, wasn’t America supposed to be a free country? If so, why the school uniforms?

The only person (besides Siënna and Axel) who didn’t seem to give a shit about school uniforms (or, rather, wasn’t paying attention) was Ryan. There were much worse things on his mind, and Greg could tell by the harsh scowl frozen on his face and how he was positioned in the back- slouched down with his arms crossed against his chest.

“Ryan,” Greg began gently, “Is there something you want to talk to me about when we get home?”

Before Ryan could utter a single sound, Tamie blurted out, “Nikki groped his ass during the Class Day ceremony.”

“Oi, shut the fuck up, Tamie!” Ryan shouted at the fat, alcoholic fuck.

“Ryan,” Greg warned, “Just because you’re upset about something doesn’t make it okay for you to lash out at other people. We’ll talk about your situation when we arrive at home, okay?”

Ryan scoffed and slid further down his seat with his arms crossed against his chest. Yeah, right. Like any of that would be resolved. Looked like he had to take things into his own hands.

Speaking of taking things into Ryan’s own hands, Niklas was still chuckling to himself, even though he had been put into ISS and damn well knowing that Greg was going to get on his ass for that. But Greg wasn’t going to be the only person getting onto Niklas’s ass…

“I’m gonna fucking kill you for this!” Ryan screamed at the top of his lungs as he lunged towards Niklas.

Niklas, forgetting for a second that he and Marianne had “pranked” Ryan during the Class Day ceremony, put his hands up in defense and questioned, “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?!”

“You know damn well what the fuck I’m talking about, you fucking pervert!” Ryan answered, his face red as a tomato and his breath as fast as lightning, grabbing at the collar of Niklas’s shirt.

Finally understanding what Ryan was talking about, Niklas pushed himself away and loudly insisted, “It was a fucking joke!”

“Does this look like I’m fucking laughing, mate?!” Ryan screeched, his spit splattering onto Niklas’s face.

Niklas wiped the spit off of his face and insisted again, “It was a fucking joke! You do this shit to me all the time! What makes this any different?!”

“I never slapped your ass, asshole!” By that point, Ryan’s face was redder than a tomato and hotter than lava in a volcano. But before a physical fight could break out, Greg separated the two young men and guided them to the Vent Room.

“I need to know what’s going on with you two,” Greg said in a low voice, sitting on a yellow beanbag chair.

“Nikki slapped my ass during the Class Day ceremony!” Ryan snitched, his face still red and burning from embarrassment and shame.

“It was a fucking joke!” Niklas loudly insisted for the third time, “And it wasn’t even me who slapped his ass! It was Marianne!”

“You think that’s gonna make a fucking difference?!” Ryan shouted.

“Well, you do this shit to me all the time! Now, all of a sudden, I give you a taste of your own medicine, and you get a stick up your ass about it?!” Niklas argued, his own face turning red.

Ryan was about to lung at Niklas again, but Greg held him back. “I’ve never slapped your ass before, you fucking pervert!” he shouted while trying to wriggle out of Greg’s grasp, “You are a sick fuck, and I fucking hate you for this!”

“Ryan, take a deep breath,” Greg told the angry ginger. He turned to Niklas and asked, “Niklas, is it true that you and Marianne decided to slap Ryan on his… buttocks?”

“It was a fucking joke!” Niklas insisted, his face growing redder than ever, “And it wasn’t even my idea in the first place! It was Marianne’s! I just thought it was funny!”

Greg took a deep breath and stared at Niklas right into his green eyes. “Niklas,” he began, “Sexual harassment is not funny. It is not a joke to make; it is a serious offense that hurts other people. I want you to apologize to Ryan right now.”

Niklas balked, his jaw dropped. “But I didn’t do shit to him!” he argued, throwing his hands out in the air.

“Niklas,” Greg warned in a low voice, “You encouraged your girlfriend to sexually harass Ryan. Sexual harassment is not a joke. Now, I want you to apologize to Ryan right now. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Niklas sighed and huffed through his nostrils. “I’m sorry,” he mumbled under his breath.

“What are you sorry for, Niklas?” Greg egged on, “I want you to say clearly what you’re sorry for.”

Niklas growled and repeated clearly, although with his teeth clenched, “I’m sorry for slapping your ass during the Class Day assembly.”

“Thank you, Niklas,” Greg said with a tiny, serene smile on his face. Ryan just glared at Niklas with the same frown on his face until Greg made him shake hands with the young man whose girlfriend had slapped his ass earlier.

“I can’t believe this!” Kishi whined on the way home from school, “I didn’t win one award!” Indeed, that was true. River was right; the only ones who won any awards were the super smart kids like McKenna Suzuki and Kyla Wong. Violet Blume was right, too; she won the art award from her cousin’s class. Even River won an award for making straight A’s throughout the year. The only time Kishi’s name was mentioned was when the principal was announcing the names of those who made A’s and B’s all year round.

“Gee, kind of makes all of that makeup not worth it, huh?” Lidiya said more to herself, which made Amanda and River giggle.

Kishi, who had heard that, blushed a heavy red and turned her head. “Oh, like you’re in any position to laugh, Lidiya! You didn’t win any awards, either!”

“Yeah, but at least I didn’t waste my time putting on a ton of makeup and deluding myself,” Lidiya argued.

“Yeah, come on, Kishi. You had to have known that you probably weren’t going to win an award,” Amanda added.

Kishi’s eye twitched, and her fists curled up into balls. “It couldn’t help to be prepared, you know… just in case!”

“Just in case,” River mumbled to herself, making Lidiya laugh in the process.

Kishi stormed over towards her “friends” and was about to give them a piece of her mind when Amanda asked where Anima was.

“I don’t know,” Kishi answered, her face and posture returning to normal, “I did know that she got off the bus with us.”

“Yeah, and she was walking with us for a little bit,” Lidiya added, “I wonder why she isn’t with us right now.”

“Yeah… that is a good point,” River said, “This bitch making it look like a missing person’s report.”

Amanda gulped and replied with, “Well, that really worries me. She’s been doing this a lot lately.”

Kishi gulped and rubbed her hand onto her arm. “Yeah, me too. Where could she be right now?”

Where Anima was at that moment was in the woods, looking for Penelope. She didn’t have the energy to listen to Kishi bitch about not receiving any awards. Besides, Penelope wasn’t on the bus. What was up with that? Her heart started rapidly beating out of her chest, and her hands clammed up. Oh, God! She hoped Penelope’s parents hadn’t found out about them! Her chest tightened as her breathing increased in speed. Where was Penelope?! Was she okay?! Anima’s feet crunched on leaves and branches until she heard a noise that finally relieved her- Penelope’s singing.

God, she had such a beautiful singing voice! Anima could just listen to it all day; Penelope’s voice was as smooth as silk, as deep as dark chocolate, and as melodic as a symphony from Mozart. How could anyone not want to listen to this beautiful singing? Anima had to get closer to hear better! So, she tiptoed closer and closer to Penelope as quietly as possible so that she couldn’t interrupt that amazing voice. But, of course, she did interrupt when she accidentally stepped on a stick, making it crack so loudly that Penelope yelped an off-pitch noise and jumped three feet in the air.

“Jesus, Anima! You scared me!” Penelope exclaimed, still tense from the crackling of the stick Anima had stepped on.

“I’m sorry, shit!” Anima replied stumbling back until she tripped on another stick and landed on her ass. Penelope ran over and helped Anima up back onto her feet with the generous grasp of her hands.

“So… where have you been today?” Anima asked after a few awkward moments of silence, “I didn’t see you on the bus this morning or afternoon.”

“My mother was signing me up for track camp today,” Penelope answered in a low sigh as the two girls walked further into the woods.

Oh, yeah… track camp. Penelope had told Anima about her going to one in Troutdale for the summer. Bummer. “So… it’s official,” she said quietly.

Penelope grabbed Anima’s hands and answered, “Yeah, I’ve already told you this before.” She looked down, her brown filled with melancholy, and added, “I’m really gonna miss you, though.”

“Yeah… me, too,” Anima replied quietly. Despite the silence, Anima’s heart was beating loudly and rapidly. A strange feeling weakened her legs, and it felt as if she was about to explode at any second. The two stared at each other’s eyes for several silent moments, gazing at their beauties, until they inched closer to each other, puckered their lips, and… and… and-

“Penelope!” a woman’s shrill shriek pierced the woods.

Anima and Penelope jumped in fear and quickly turned their heads to see an average-height woman with short brown hair and blue work clothes on. That woman looked eerily familiar… why did Anima have a bad feeling in her gut? She glanced back at Penelope, then at the woman again, and… no! It couldn’t be!

Ms. Ross, the principal of that special school Anima used to go to- the whole reason why she was in this situation in the first place! Well, one thing was sure- she damn sure wasn’t going back! Not now, not ever!

“Mom!” Penelope yelped, dropping Anima from her shaking hands, “What are you doing here?!”

“I should ask you the same thing, Penelope Anne Boucher!” Penelope’s mother exclaimed, “What are you doing here?!”

“I was just hanging out with a friend, Mom! What’s wrong with that?!” Penelope answered, her voice cracking and tears running down her cheeks.

“Friends don’t lean up against each other to the point where they’re about to kiss one another,” Penelope’s mother argued, “That’s something lovers do.” She stormed over to Anima and added in a stern voice, “Help me find this person’s parents. We need to talk.”

After being forced to tell Mrs. Boucher where she lived, Anima felt her feet being dragged towards the YouChannell Group Home. Once they arrived, Mrs. Boucher banged on the wooden front door with her fist until Katja answered with a confused look on her face.

“Hello, is this your child?” Mrs. Boucher asked Katja in a stern voice, pointing down at bawling Anima.

Katja stared at Anima for an uncomfortable moment before looking back up at this strange lady and answering, “Yes… is something the matter here?”

“Yes, I caught your child committing highly intimate acts in the woods with my daughter.” Mrs. Boucher pushed Anima towards Katja inside the house. “I’d suggest you talk to her about this.” With that out of the way, she stormed away, gripping Penelope’s wrist and dragging her away from Anima… possibly for good.

Katja looked down at Anima once more and gently guided her into the Vent Room. “Anima,” she whispered, kneeling down to the girl’s level, “Is there anything you want to tell me about? You with that girl- what was that woman talking about with you two?”

Anima’s legs were already weak and wet by that point, but she really didn’t give a shit. She was getting kicked out by tomorrow anyway, so might as well just get it out of the way. So, Anima took a deep breath and shouted loudly enough for the whole house, the whole neighborhood, the whole world to hear-

Katja put her hands to her mouth in a speechless shock.

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YouChannell: 2012-2013- Chapter Thirty-Nine: Everything is Not What It Seems (March 8, 2013 9:10 A.M.)

First period had just ended at Nach Cuma Middle School, and every student was outside for Courtyard Break. Courtyard Break was a rare occurrence at the middle school, only happening once or twice a year, usually during the ending of a semester, maybe once a week during state testing week after the actual tests. Students could buy snacks and drinks for a dollar or two and chat up with their friends for a while until the second-period bell rings.

“Hey, have you guys seen some moving vans at that empty house?” Amanda asked as she, Lidiya, Kishi, and Anima were enjoying their sweet, sweet (temporary) freedom.

“The one across the street from us?” Kishi said.

Amanda nodded. “I saw some moving vans when I was taking Leila to the playground the other day.” Leila was Amanda’s little sister.

“Wow, really?” Kishi gushed, “I hope it’s a girl our age!”

Lidiya rolled her eyes and said, “It’s pretty unlikely that a girl our age is gonna move in across the street from us and be our friend at the same time.”

While Lidiya, Kishi, and Amanda were arguing about the probability of a girl their age moving into the same neighborhood as them and being their friend, Anima was too busy paying attention to what Violet Blume, Kyla Wong, Avery Watson, and McKenna Suzuki were laughing about. They were hunched over, their shoulders shaking up and down in laughter… mean laughter. What were they laughing about?

What was so fucking funny?

“Hey, Anima,” Kishi interrupted Anima’s thoughts, “Are you okay?”

Anima snapped out of whatever it was that was bothering her. “Wha- oh. Oh, yeah… yeah, I’m fine.”

“What were you so focused on?” Lidiya asked.

Anima shrugged. She didn’t want to look like an insecure asshole in front of her friends, and she especially didn’t want them involved with whatever Kyla, Avery, Violet, and McKenna were laughing about.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Kishi asked.

“I said I’m fine!” Anima snapped. She cleared her throat and repeated in a smaller, quieter voice, “I said I’m fine.”

Kishi, Lidiya, and Amanda all stared at her, not really believing a single word she had said. Then they went back to their conversation about the new neighbor moving into the neighborhood, leaving Anima all alone with her thoughts. She wished she had someone to talk to about her deep, personal secrets. Someone with brown hair, pale skin, brown eyes…

On second thought, maybe not…

Anima was still worrying about that incidence during Courtyard Break and what exactly Avery was showing to Kyla, Violet, and McKenna while she was in ICT2 nearly at the end of the day. She stared at her website project on some shitty mid-2000s computer, trying hard not to think about what had happened. It was impossible; Avery was in her class sitting right across from her. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, McKenna Suzuki walked into the classroom and said to Avery in a whisper, “Did you see that movie trailer with Selena Gomez in it?”

“You mean the same one in Wizards of Waverly Place?” Avery answered, clearly confused as hell.

“Hold on, I gotta pull it up on YouTube,” McKenna said. She pulled up YouTube and typed in the name of the movie with Selena Gomez in it.

Avery gasped. “Oh my God, my whole childhood is ruined!” she exclaimed in a hushed whisper.

“I know, right?” McKenna said, trying hard not to laugh.

“And Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical, too?!”

“Wait, you’re surprised about Vanessa Hudgens?”

The two girls were trying their damnedest not to laugh and not to be noticed. That lasted only a couple of moments.

“Hey, do you know where that cheerleader video is? I didn’t get it in your text,” McKenna told Avery.

Cheerleader video?! What cheerleader video?! Was it the one of… Anima doing that dumb cheer on Halloween?! Oh, God. Anima’s stomach started gurgling, and she felt as if she was going to throw up at any minute.

“Hold on, let me pull it up.” Avery typed in the name of the video McKenna wanted and clicked on it after a few minutes of browsing. The two girls started giggling like crazy. Anima almost didn’t want to look over her back, but she felt too much curiosity to not know. Turned out the video that they were originally laughing about was from 2008. Anima sighed in relief.

“Are you two just going to laugh at YouTube videos, or do you actually need something important from me?” Mrs. Mol, the ICT2 teacher, asked Avery and especially McKenna.

McKenna cleared her throat and quickly composed herself. She told the teacher that she needed some white blonde bitch named Miranda Vogel and some white brunette bitch named Savannah Vogel for dismissal.

“Thank God,” Kishi sighed after Miranda, Savannah, and McKenna left the room, “If I had to hear about Miranda and Savannah talking about their vacation to Disneyland one more time, I was going to scream!”

Disneyland? Damn. Anima had a weird feeling that those two shows that Avery and McKenna were talking had something to do with Disney. “Do you know who Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are?”

Kishi shrugged with a confused look on her face. “Beats me.”

Anima turned back to her computer and sighed. Damn it.

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“Ayy, bitch! You hear about that movie with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in it?” Marilyn asked Riley at the YouChannell Home after school.

Riley, who was too busy trying to do some World History homework, slightly shrugged and answered, “What movie?”

Spring Breakers, nigga! Spring Breakers!” Marilyn exclaimed, “It’s got Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in it!”

Riley looked up. “Hol’ up, you serious?”

“Hell yeah, bitch!” She showed Riley the trailer from her phone. Riley was left speechless for a moment.

“So when’s it coming out?” Riley asked.

“March 22. You wanna come see it with me when it comes out? I already got tickets for it with my daddy’s credit card!”

How the fuck-?! Damn, privileged bitch! Fuck made her think that Riley was gonna be able to watch a movie with that many bikini-clad girls in it?!

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Tamie had just finished cooking ratatouille, buckwheat kasha, and ostkaka for dinner, and she slumped against the kitchen sink, ready to pass out at any moment. The only thing she had any energy for was to yell out, “FOOD’S READY!”

That might not have been a good idea because Ryu-jin zipped down the stairs and crashed right into Tamie… with his face right into her boobs.

“Get off, jackass!” Tamie growled, trying her damnedest to get herself up.

Ryu-jin rubbed his nose and pulled himself up to his knees. He didn’t notice that despite being such a fat fuck, Tamie had some pretty big tits. “I didn’t know fat asses like you could have some nice tits,” he told her.

That was probably the worst thing one could tell an overweight woman because Tamie kicked Ryu-jin right in the balls with the edge of her foot.

“WorldStar!” Anima shouted as she walked into the kitchen.

“Shut up, Anima!” Ryu-jin screeched, bending over to lessen the pain of being kicked in the balls.

Anima chuckled to herself and stated, “This looks just like an anime scene.”

“Shut up, Anima!” Ryu-jin screeched even louder, his body dropping to the floor.

“You shut the fuck up!” Tamie yelled at Ryu-jin. She darted her eyes up at Anima and growled, “What the fuck are you looking at?!”

“Alright, damn! Shit!” Anima said, stomping away from the pair.

Five minutes later, after Katja settled down whatever the hell was going on with Tamie and Ryu-jin, everyone was eating their dinner at the dinner table.

“Oi, anybody heard about that movie with Selena Gomez in it?” Ryan announced after swallowing his kasha.

Yes, everyone has heard about that movie with Selena Gomez in it. Nobody would shut the fuck up about it.

“Marilyn said she’s got tickets for it,” Riley said, chewing on her ratatouille.

Greg sipped his cup of coffee and asked, “What’s the name of the movie?”

Spring Breakers,” Ryan and Riley answered at the same time.

Greg looked up the movie on Google and clicked on the trailer’s link; he quickly exited out of the internet as soon as he actually saw the trailer. “You’re not going to see that movie,” he sternly told Ryan and Riley.

Riley simply nodded and rolled her eyes; Ryan, on the other hand, balked and objected. “Why the fuck not?! It’s got Selena Gomez in it!” he exclaimed, “You know, Selena Gomez, from the Disney Channel!”

Greg was going to explain to Ryan that Selena Gomez grew up and was going to star in more raunchy and inappropriate acting roles (all while thinking about Dana Plato from Diff’rent Strokes) when Anima pushed her plate off the table and shouted-

Everyone stared at Anima like she had grown a second head or like she was on crack cocaine or some shit, and then they all laughed.

“What the fuck?! I’m being serious!” Anima yelled, clenching her fists in case she needed to punch anybody.

“Holy shit! You don’t know who Selena Gomez is?!” Ryan exclaimed, laughing his ass off.

“Well to be fair, Ryan, not everyone is attracted to teenage girls who look like they’re ten years old,” Riley mumbled under her breath.

Ryan heard that. “Yeah, used to. Now I’ve got a girlfriend who’s older than me!”

“Well, congratulations,” Riley said, “Which university is she currently attending, and what’s her major?”

Everyone who was laughing at Anima were laughing at Ryan, which made him clench his fists and blush. He was about to yell at someone or beat the shit out of someone when Anima interrupted his thoughts and screamed, “CAN SOMEONE JUST TELL WHO THE FUCK SELENA GOMEZ IS?! WHO IS SHE?! WHO IS SHE?! WHO IS SHE?!”

“Yeah, who is Selena Gomez? I’ve never heard of her,” Kishi said much more calmly.

“I’ve never heard of her either,” Siënna added.

The kitchen grew silent as Ryan tried to process the fact that three people, three girls, had no idea who the fuck Selena Gomez was.

“Ryan, can you please explain who Selena Gomez is?” Katja asked with a touch of exasperation in her voice.

Because it was understandable that Katja and Greg didn’t know who Selena Gomez was, Ryan complied. “You guys heard of Wizards of Waverly Place?” he asked the three underage girls.

Kishi and Siënna both nodded. “Oh, yeah! That show was on the Disney Channel, wasn’t it?” Kishi said.

“Yeah, it was on the Disney Channel back in the day,” Ryan replied. He looked over at Anima and asked, “You’ve heard of Disney Channel, right?”

“No,” Anima answered flatly.

“Holy shit, you’re dumb,” Ryan said quietly so that only Anima could hear him, “Okay, so, Selena Gomez was an actress on this show on the Disney Channel called Wizards of Waverly Place. Here-” He quickly pulled up a video on YouTube. “You can see her on the show’s intro.”

“You see the girl with the black hair?” Ryan elaborated, “That’s Selena Gomez.”

“Oh.” Anima stayed silent for a several minutes. “How do you know these things?”

“Probably because he used to have a crush on this girl,” Riley mumbled under her breath.

Ryan heard that. “Oi, bitch! Used to! Now I don’t anymore!”

“Oh yeah, I forgot about your adult girlfriend for a second,” Riley mumbled again, this time making her that only Ryan heard that.

Ryan was about to tell Riley exactly where she could shove her unnecessary comments when Katja told Ryan, “Okay, let’s click off of YouTube and eat our dinner.”

Ryan reluctantly exited out of YouTube (which kind of proved Riley’s point in retrospect) and slumped down into his seat. “Okay, so we all know who Selena Gomez is, right?”

Everyone nodded. “Thank you for telling me,” Kishi said.

Ryan nodded and looked over at Anima. “You know who Selena Gomez is now, right?”

Anima slowly nodded. “I don’t get it,” she blatantly stated.

Ryan sat up in his seat. “What the fuck do you mean, you don’t get it?”

“I don’t get why people like her so much,” Anima explained just as blatantly as she did the previous statement.

Riley choked on her drink and laughed when she saw Ryan blush like mad. “Oh, shit!” she chuckled.

“Look, do I have to explain everything to you again?!” Ryan inquired Anima, his hands clammy and sweaty.

Anima shrugged, drinking her glass of water and subtly enjoying the shit show she was causing at the dinner table. “Look, all I’m saying is that she’s not very good and that she looks like a ten-year-old girl.”

Ryan blushed a bright red- brighter than the color of his hair and brighter than the blood that was boiling inside of his body.

“It’s okay, girlfriend,” Riley reassured Anima, placing her hand onto the girl’s shoulder, “He’s just salty because he’s the only one who thinks Selena Gomez is sexy.” She turned to Ryan and added loudly, “Which she isn’t because she does look like a ten-year-old girl!”

Ryan’s lips opened and closed, his face, cheeks, and ears burning, his blood boiling, and his arms and hands shaking. He was about to strangle the little shit when Greg gently guided him to the Vent Room.

“Well, that was eventful,” Tamie mumbled to herself.

It sure was, and Anima still didn’t understand the appeal of Selena Gomez. But hey, at least she knew who she was.

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YouChannell: 2012-2013- Chapter Thirty-Two: Anima Gets Her Glasses (January 25, 2013 8:12 A.M.)

Over the past several days, Anima wondered and thought about when her glasses were coming in from the eye doctor and worried about whether that girl she saw at the Safeway really was Penelope or just a girl who looked a lot like her. It was getting into her head so much that by the time her glasses did get into the eye doctor’s place, Anima was practically obsessed over this idea.

“Have you picked your glasses yet?” Katja said as she and Anima were waiting in the waiting room.

Anima shrugged and quickly glanced at the glasses that were still there on the counter.

anima's glasses

She sure as shit wasn’t going to tell Katja about those.

“Anima Hatsune!” the receptionist from the front desk called out.

“This is it,” Katja whispered to the young girl as she grabbed her hand and walked up to the front desk.

This was it. The rest of her life as she would know it was about to begin… or would it?

“Your glasses will be ready in a minute,” the receptionist said.

Fuck, another minute of fucking waiting! That was just fucking great! “Fucking hell!” Anima grumbled under her breath.

“Anima, it’s not going to take much longer. You’re just going to have to wait for another minute,” Katja said.

“Well, this is fucking stupid!” Anima argued, slumping back into her chair, “Why the fuck do we have to wait here for who the hell knows how long if they still don’t have my glasses ready?!”

“They’re just adjusting the finishing touches,” Katja firmly explained, “Then, when they’re finished, they’ll call us again, and we can go on as usual.”

So the two ladies sat their on their leather chairs and waited… and waited… and waited some more. Anima sighed long and hard, glancing at Katja reading a magazine, and picked up her Lucky Star manga and began to glimpse at the pages, not really paying attention to any of the dialogue or characters until-

“Anima Hatsune!” the receptionist called again.

Oh God, what now?! “How long are my glasses going to take?” Anima asked, almost grumbled.

“Your glasses are ready now,” the receptionist said, pointing at the other receptionist with the light tan and coily, curly black hair.

Oh, that was quick. Anima walked over to the other receptionist and sat down at the light tan table where her glasses were waiting for her in a green glasses case. She opened up the case and put on the inevitable.

“Well Anima, do they fit well?” the other receptionist asked.

“How do you like them?” Katja asked.

Anima turned to Katja and the other receptionist and-

how do i look now

“Oh, you look great!” Katja exclaimed.

“They look so beautiful on you,” the other receptionist said.

Anima’s eyes darted to the floor. Of course they would say that; one lived with her, and the other was practically being paid to say that. Was she really expected to believe all of that?

“Thank you. Have a nice day,” the first receptionist said as Anima and Katja left the eye doctor’s office.

“Thanks, you too,” Katja replied.

The pair drove all the way to Nach Cuma Middle School in complete silence. It felt weird for Anima to be able to see so many things outside with so many small, subtle details. Was this how the whole world was supposed to be the entire time?

“Alright, we’re finally here!” Katja chirped. She parked right in front of the middle school and led the young Asian with the new glasses into the front office where she checked her in and saw Anima be handed in a sky blue excused-absence slip. “Have a nice day at school,” Katja said to Anima right before she left.

Anima froze in self-conscious fear. She knew she was going to be on her own for the whole school day, but she didn’t realize that Katja was just gonna dump her. What the hell? She looked down at the excused-absence slip and sighed, trudging into Ms. Blume’s classroom where the teacher was helping some douchebag seventh-grader named Dylan with his assignment- something about analogous colors and some wild animal.

“Like I said, Dylan,” Ms. Blume was saying, “You just need to look at the color wheel to find out what the next color is. For example, if you choose green, you can either use yellow-green or blue-green as your next option-”

Just then, Ms. Blume looked over her shoulders and saw Anima just standing there with her excused-absence slip tight around her fingers.

“Oh, Anima!” Ms. Blume said, grabbing the slip out of Anima’s hand, “I didn’t see you there! Glad you could make it!”

Anima only barely nodded and dragged her feet towards her seat where she saw Violet Blume and Kyla Wong doing their assignments. Kyla Wong and Violet Blume were the last two people that Anima had ever wanted to see.

“Hey, Anima,” Kyla’s voice said… or at least, Anima thought that was Kyla’s voice. She looked up; sure enough, that was Kyla’s voice.

“Are those glasses real?” Kyla asked.

Anima nodded. And then Kyla said the weirdest thing.

kyla wong admiring anima's glasses

Oh, God. Was she just being serious, or was Kyla just fucking with her?

“Yeah, hipster glasses are really in style right now,” Violet added.

Oh… they were being serious. But still, did Anima really pick hipster glasses? If so, then ewww…

Other than that, nothing really happened except for the fact that she could finally see what the hell was going on without squinting her damn eyes. The day was a rather average day until it was time to get on the bus to go home. That day, Anima sat in a seat in the middle of the bus alone because Kishi had to go to the dentist early in the afternoon. She was very lonely, especially since Lidiya and Amanda were talking it up like it was nothing, and she debated whether this day was even worth it when someone cleared their throat. Anima looked up.

is this seat taken

Anima felt her ears and face warm up. “N-No,” Anima stuttered, “You can sit next to me.”

“Thanks.” Penelope breathed out a sigh of relief and plopped down on the leather grayish-red seat next to Anima. She looked over at her seat neighbor and analyzed her for what seemed like an eternity until she asked, “Haven’t I seen you before?”

Oh, shit. Anima’s ears and face were absolutely on fire. “…We have?”

Penelope nodded. “Yeah, we met on Halloween in the woods, remember? You must be Anima.”

Oh, so she wasn’t going to mention that one time at the Safeway. Anima just nodded and mumbled, “Catherine.”

“Huh?” Penelope tilted her head and stared at Anima in sheer confusion.

“I… I thought you were someone else.” Anima’s eyes quickly darted to the floor in shame. She would never be able to tell this beautiful girl the real reason for the slip-up.

“Oh.” Penelope stared at her feet for pretty much a really long time before she finally looked up at Anima and said, “You look really pretty.”

Anima’s ears and face were practically burning, and her heart was thumping so hard and loudly that she felt as if it was about to explode out of her chest. “You… You really think so?”

Penelope nodded. “Yeah, really.”

“Oh… my… GOD!” Anima thought to herself, feeling faint and dizzy. So she was recognized by Penelope, glasses and all. And Penelope thought she was pretty! That was something, right? “Th-Thanks. You too.”

It was Penelope’s turn to blush and drift her eyes back to her feet. “You really think that?”

Anima nodded, finally having the courage to stare at Penelope’s beautiful face. Penelope had such beautiful brown eyes and a cute nose. She was beginning to calm down, her heartbeat returned to normal, her ears and face began to cool off, and she even reached her hand out to hold onto Penelope’s. She was enjoying herself… that was until-

“HA, GAYYY!” some middle-school boy shouted (probably referencing Community) at Anima and Penelope.

Anima jumped in her seat and looked up at some white boy in front of them staring at the two girls.

asshole seventh-grader

“Piss off, Christian,” Penelope told the asshole seventh-grader.

“Is that your girlfriend?” Christian asked in a sneering way.

Anima gulped as she felt Penelope squeeze her hand. Girlfriend… used in a sneering way. She looked up at him; he had an asshole smirk on his face, his cold, gray eyes pierced through the girls like arrows shot from a bow, and his thin eyebrows were arched up, ready to fall onto the girls at any time.

“Why the hell are you so concerned about my personal business?” Penelope inquired.

Christian wheezed and loudly laughed his ass off. “Ha, gayyy! You’re a dyke!” he shouted right at the top of his lungs. He fell back into his seat and still laughed his ass off.

Dyke. Gay. There went those words again. That grimy, slithering feeling of disgust. Disgust. And for what? What did they even do to this little shit?! Anima sprung out of her seat and lunged for Christian, her heart beating loudly against her chest and her muscles tensing up. “What the fuck did you say, you little shit?!” she yelled.

“I called you a DYKE!” Christian repeated himself, putting much unneeded emphasis on the word “dyke”. That was enough for Anima to leap over the seat and tackle Christian.

“Anima, stop!” Penelope cried out, “He’s not worth it!”

But Anima didn’t stop pummeling Christian, and Christian didn’t stop trying to throw Anima off of him and his seat.

“WorldStar!” Ryu-jin shrieked at the top of his lungs, holding his phone up to record the whole thing.

That comment inspired Christian to pull on Anima’s hair as hard as he can to mess up her face. Anima responded to that by trying to scratch on his legs.

“Stop!” Penelope cried out once more.

As usual, Penelope’s plea failed; it wasn’t until the school bus screeched to a striking halt and threw everyone forward. “Both of you stop fighting or else I’m going to take this bus back to the school and have all of you suspended!” the bus driver barked.

Just then, Niklas got up in Anima’s face and swooped her off of Christian by the arms and shouted in her ears, “Will you quit fucking fighting?! Some of us want to go home!”

Anima slumped back into her seat and scowled the rest of the way home. When the bus stopped on her street, Penelope quickly handed her a small piece of paper; it was her name with her phone number on it. Anima slipped a tiny smile out.

“You’re a faggot!” Christian shouted at Anima one more time just to rub salt in the wound.

That did it. Anima lunged towards the asshole seventh-grader once more and was about to tear his shirt off of him when Niklas pinned her arms behind her back and dragged her off the bus.

“What the fuck are you so offended for?” Niklas inquired after the bus left, “He’s just some stupid asshole!”

“How the hell would you know?!” Anima answered back with a growl.

“Are you seriously getting offended about some somebody who hasn’t even hit puberty calling you a dyke-” And then Ryu-jin realized something and started cackling his ass off. “Oh, holy shit!”

Anima’s face grew red, her hands grew clammy, her muscles tensed up, and her teeth clenched together once more as she got ready to fight Ryu-jin, but then she thought about what he had said and questioned, “What the hell do you mean?!”

“He thinks you’re a lesbian,” Ryu-jin answered.

Anima stopped walking and stared at Ryu-jin for several minutes in complete silence before she blurted out, “Lesbian?!”

“He thinks you’re a gay woman,” Niklas answered.

Gay? Anima? She stopped completely in her tracks and thought about what Ryu-jin and Niklas had just said. She straightened the glasses that had been moved around her head during her fight Christian and thought about why they fought in the first place. Then the words came back to her- gay, dyke, faggot. The remorseless smirk on Christian’s face, his cold, gray eyes piercing through her and Penelope like daggers. Was this really such a bad thing? Was it really wrong to be attracted to Penelope? Was it really wrong to be attracted to… Catherine?

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YouChannell: 2012-2013- Chapter Twenty-Two: On Wednesdays, It’s Cold in Here (October 31, 2012) 4:35 P.M.

“So what are you guys planning to do this Halloween?” Kishi asked Lidiya at Lidiya’s house in Lidiya’s room after school. Her room had pink walls, a wooden brown floor, and loads of posters- mostly of Eurovision stars and events.

Lidiya shrugged. “Amanda and I were planning on trick-or-treating around the neighborhood,” she answered, “You guys can join if you want.”

“My mom’s making me a Kagamine Rin costume!” Amanda added happily.

Anima said, “I heard someone’s gonna dress up as Obama and Joe Biden.”

“Where’d you hear that from?” Lidiya asked doubtfully.

Anima shrugged and slowly looked at Kishi, who was sitting on the floor next to her.

“Oh, no. You didn’t hear that from me!” Kishi said, “And by the way, that is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life!”

“Oh come on, Kish!” Anima pleaded, “It’s perfect timing!”

“Nope. Nope. I’m not dressing up as the president!” Kishi insisted, “I’m going to dress up as a witch, and that’s final!”

“Aww!” Anima moaned. Now what the fuck was she supposed to dress up as? She had nothing. Fuck!

“So what are you dressing up as?” Kishi asked Lidiya.

“You heard about the Hunger Games series?” Lidiya answered.

“Yeah, that’s a movie, isn’t it?” Anima asked.

“Yeah, it was adapted from a book series,” Lidiya continued, “Anyways, I was thinking about dressing up as Katniss from that series.”

The rest of the amigos looked at Lidiya with confusion and apathy.

“You know… the main character. She’s that girl with the bow and arrows always on the movie posters.”

And then Kishi realized. “Oh, you mean that girl played by Jennifer Lawrence!”

“Yeah, her!”

Hey, maybe Anima could dress up as a famous movie character, too…

     “So what the fuck are you two doing?” Anima asked Riley and Marilyn after dinner.

“Ain’t none of your damn business, little girl!” Riley answered rudely.

But Marilyn decided to blab out, “We fixin’ to watch Bring it On on DVD.” She held up the DVD cover, and Anima immediately figured out what she was going to be for Halloween.

bring it on

“And what rating is Bring it On?” Katja asked suspiciously.

Before Riley and Marilyn could bullshit an answer, Ryan exclaimed, “It’s PG!”

Yeah… no it wasn’t. It was PG-13; Katja looked it up. “Uh-uh, you’re not watching that movie.”

“Oh, my God!” Riley groaned, “It’s got a few naughty jokes and swear words! It’s not that big of a deal!”

“Yeah, and it’s got a good message too!” Marilyn added, “It’s about how white people steal from people of color and claim it as their own thing!”

“That is a good message,” Katja said, “But I’m pretty sure there’s a more appropriate movie with the same message.” She pointed to the front door and concluded with, “Goodbye, Marilyn. We’ll see you soon.”

Marilyn looked at Riley and said, “Bye, girl. See ya soon.” She then quietly closed the door and started walking away.

Riley moaned and groaned. “Awww, shit! Now I’ll never get to see the ending of that movie!”

Ryan patted her on the back. “Don’t worry, Riley. Maybe someday.”

“Motherfucker, I was looking forward to that movie!”

“Alright, damn bitch! Shit!” Ryan backed away. “I was just trying to make you feel better!”

While Riley and Ryan were arguing (and mostly bitching at Katja), Anima was trying to stuff some socks into an old bra that used to belong to Kishi. The socks in the white cotton bra was squishing her chest, thus suffocating her. When she finally managed to find a position for the socks to not suffocate her, Anima sashayed into the kitchen like she was all that and a bag of chips. And everyone stared at her, completely silent. And then came the laughter.

“What the fuck?!” Riley screamed of laughter, “Are you trying to be the fucking main character from Bring it On?!”

“Torrance?!” Fern screeched, “Nigga, this bitch look like Sharpay Evans from High School Musical!”

“Oh, shit!” At that point, both Riley and Fern were on the floor gasping laughter.

Katja shook her head. “Uh-uh, no,” she said flatly, “You’re not going out looking like that.”

“Why not?” Anima questioned, “It’s not even a slutty costume!”

“Erhm, bitch. Do you not see the tits of those things?” Ryan questioned loudly.

Yeah, so?

Katja walked Anima into the downstairs bathroom and whispered harshly, “Take whatever it is out of your bra right now. You are going to hurt your chest if you keep in in there for long enough.”

Anima sighed heavily and reluctantly took the socks out of her bra. Then she balled them up and handed them to Katja, who then unballed the socks and threw them into the clothes bin.

“Hi, come in!” Kishi exclaimed from the living room when someone knocked on the front door, “We’re almost ready!”

Katja walked out of the bathroom and greeted whoever it was that Kishi answered; it turned out to be Amanda and Lidiya. Amanda had a surprisingly good Rin Kagamine costume that was almost stitched and sewn perfectly to the character design. Lidiya, on the other hand, had just thrown on a gray jacket, a darker gray T-shirt, and olive green pants with white tennis shoes for her Katniss Everdeen costume.

Anima looked at Kishi, who was adjusting a witch’s hat, and asked, “So that’s what you’re going to be for Halloween?”

Kishi nodded and tugged black Mary Janes onto bright orange, knee-high socks.

“Are you supposed to be Sharpay Evans from High School Musical?” Lidiya asked, staring straight at Anima’s red-and-white cheerleader outfit.

“No,” Anima answered flatly.

“Well then, who are you supposed to be?” Amanda asked.

Anima sighed through her nose and said, “I’ll tell you when we’re outside. It’ll be too long to explain.”

Lidiya only nodded and rolled her eyes.

“Alright, you girls!” Katja announced, holding up a silver digital camera, “Get close to each other so that I can take your picture!”

Kishi, Anima, Amanda, and Lidiya stood closely together and posed as they normally would.

“Okay, three, two, one!” Snap!

the gang in their halloween costume

The girls surrounded Katja and carefully analyzed the picture that had been taken.

“Oh my God, I look downright demonic,” Kishi said quietly.

“I look a little bulky,” Amanda said.

“Yeah, my head looks a little small,” Lidiya added.

Anima didn’t see what they were complaining about. After all, it was just a stupid photo that Katja was gonna hang in her room. Then again, Anima didn’t look that bad…

“Okay, girls,” Katja said, “Be back by eight o’ clock!”

“Okay!” Kishi said, slamming the door shut.

When the girls walked out to the edge of the street, Kishi said, “Let’s just hope she never uploads that picture onto any website.”

“Yeah,” the rest of the girls agreed.

     Riley, Ryan, Marilyn, Fern, Niklas, Marcus, Bridget, and Marianne were all in the furnace huddled around a tiny TV.

“So, what all are we watching?” Bridget asked Marilyn, who was setting up the television.

“We watching Bring It On because Riley never got to see the ending of it,” Marilyn answered, popping open the DVD case.

“Damn, bitch. You ain’t gotta announce it like that,” Riley grumbled, rolling her eyes. It was true- she did watch with her older half-sisters Amy and Shelby- but Marilyn didn’t have to say it like that, especially because Riley didn’t want to think about why she didn’t get to see the ending.

Bring It On?” Bridget looked at Marilyn suspiciously, “That’s not a Halloween movie.”

“Well, bitch. What did you expect? Halloweentown? Charlie Brown?” Marilyn asked.

“Alright damn. You don’t have to be so shitty to my girl like that,” Ryan said.

Marilyn just simply giggled and popped the DVD into the DVD player.

“So, where’s the remote control?” Niklas asked.

Marilyn looked at Niklas with a confused expression.

“You know, just in case somebody catches us.”

“Oh.” Marilyn blinked back and forth. “We’ll… we’ll just figure that out when the time comes.”

Niklas just nodded and rolled his eyes as the trailers before the movie started playing.

“Hold on, bitch! Why you playing the trailers for?” Riley inquired.

“It’s all part of the plan,” Marilyn answered.

Riley groaned.

“Now listen here, hoe! Do you want to watch the ending of the movie before the feds get us or not?”

Well damn. Riley guessed Marilyn had a good point and all, but-

“Now shut up. The movie’s about to start.”

     “My, what a cute little witch,” people commented on Kishi’s costume.

“Don’t you think it’s a little cold for that outfit?” people inquired about Amanda’s costume.

“Oh, are you supposed to be Sharpay from High School Musical?” people asked about Anima’s costume.

“Hey, you’re the Hunger Games girl!” people gushed about Lidiya’s costume, taking many photos with her.

“Hey, you’re the Hunger Games girl!” Amanda mocked those people as the gang was walking down a dark street.

Lidiya balked. “I can’t help that Hunger Games is popular right now!”

“No, but you planned to dress up as that Katniss girl just to get a bunch of people to take pictures with you,” Amanda retorted.

Anima and Kishi stared with their mouths gaping open. Oh… snap.

“Well, maybe if you had just dressed up as a more well-known character for Halloween, you would’ve gotten some pictures too!” Lidiya argued.

“As who?!”

Lidiya threw her hands up in the air and exclaimed, “I don’t know! Little Orphan Annie or something like that!”

Oh… shit!

“I can’t believe she just said that!” Kishi whispered to Anima.

“I can’t believe you just said that!” Amanda shouted at Lidiya, “I spent weeks on this costume! The least someone can do is acknowledge all the hard work I’ve done!” She huffed and turned around, as if she was about to walk home by herself.

“I mean… to be fair, Lidiya isn’t wrong,” Anima said.

“Shut up, Anima!” Lidiya shouted, “And keep out of it!”

“Yeah, shut up, Anima!” Amanda shouted back.

All four girls stood silently in the dark night until Kishi said rather quietly, “I like your costume, Amanda.”

“Thank you,” Amanda replied equally as quiet.

Lidiya barely nodded. “You did a really good job, Amanda. Sorry about what I’ve just said.”

“Thank you,” Amanda still replied just as quietly with a tiny smile.

After a minute of silently standing on the sidewalk, staring at each other, the gang decided to walk into the next neighborhood. They almost made it to the stop sign when they bumped into Sabina and Brianna dressed up as a cat and mouse respectively.

“How you livin’, Bebe’s Kidz?” Sabina shouted at the gang. She smirked and stared at Anima and asked, “You still gettin’ any shit from Henderson?”

Kishi looked at Anima and wondered what the fuck Sabina was going on about.

“She told me that Ms. Henderson was a lesbian,” Sabina told Kishi.

Kishi’s mouth dropped open. “Anima, you can’t just lie about teachers like that!”

“I didn’t say that!” Anima balked, “I only asked if she was gay because she was talking about her-” But with the looks on both Kishi’s and Sabina’s face, Anima knew explaining was moot.

“Wait a minute,” Brianna said, staring straight at Anima.

Oh, God. Not this bitch, too!

“Are you dressed up as Sharpay from High School Musical?” Brianna asked.

Oh, fuck! And it was for the completely different reason! “No, I’m not,” Anima answered irritably.

“Oh… I thought you were her,” Brianna said to herself.

Anima glared at Brianna and inquired, “And what the fuck are you supposed to be?!”

“A mouse,” Brianna answered with an eye roll, pointing at her light brown mouse ears, “Duh!”

“You sure as fuck don’t look like one to me,” Anima grumbled.

“Oh shit!” Sabina exclaimed all too loudly, pointing at Lidiya, “It’s motherfucking Katniss!” She took her phone out of her pocket and shouted, “Let’s take a selfie!”

“No, let’s not!” Lidiya grouched, trying to push that nasty bitch away, “I’m not about to deal with that crap again!” She kept on pushing Sabina away with all her strength, but Sabina was a strong motherfucker who wouldn’t back down for what.

Brianna gagged and laughed at the same time. “Sabina, she’s touching your titties!” she shouted.

Sure enough, Lidiya’s hands were on Sabina’s chest. “Ugh, gay!” Sabina shrieked.

“Alright, geez! I’m sorry!” Lidiya shouted, quickly snatching her hands off of Sabina, “You guys need to grow up!”

“And you need to stop being a faggot lover!” Sabina shouted back with a nasty smirk on her face.

Lidiya’s eyes widened, and her face grew red. She was about to grasp her hands around Sabina’s neck and scream about the incorrect usage of the word ‘faggot’ when someone behind said, “You guys are way too old for this shit. I mean, for God’s sake. Leave the trick-or-treating to the children.”

Everyone turned their heads and saw Leandra holding a little black boy’s hand. He was dressed up as Spider-Man.

“Awww, he’s so cute!” Kishi gushed at Leandra. She crouched down to the little boy’s level and cooed, “Hi there, sweet boy! You’re so cute! What’s your name?”

The little boy, who was a little freaked out, ran and hid behind Leandra’s legs.

“This is my son, Kingston,” Leandra answered nonchalantly, “He just turned two in September.”

Kishi stood back up and stared at Leandra for a solid minute. So did the rest of the girls- even Sabina and Brianna. Her son? Was that even possible?

what

“How the fuck is that even possible?!” Anima shouted.

Leandra placed her hands on her hips and inquired, “Why are you guys acting like someone broke into your house and kidnapped your dog?!”

“I’m sorry!” Anima exclaimed in a shriek, “I thought you couldn’t get pregnant until your were twenty-one!”

Leandra, Sabina, and Brianna started snickering, then laughed at the frankly stupid shit that Anima had said. Even Kishi, Amanda, and Lidiya stared at her like she was jacked out of her mind.

“My mama had me when she was sixteen!” Brianna stated after she calmed down.

“Yeah, this type of shit ain’t very rare, you know,” Leandra added, “I had King when I was fifteen.”

Anima turned around and was about to leave when she almost bumped into Jeremy Grey and Uh-Oh Ayodele dressed up as Rick Simon from Simon and Simon and Santa Claus respectively.

jeremy and uh-oh in their halloween costumes

“Ay yo, what the fuck is going on?” Jeremy asked in a loud obnoxious voice.

Uh-Oh stared at Anima’s costume. “What the fuck are you supposed to be? Sharpay from High School Musical?” he asked.

“No!” Anima grumbled, scowling and clenching her fists. She turned to Jeremy and inquired scornfully, “What the fuck are you supposed to be?”

“I’m that nigga from Simon and Simon,” Jeremy boasted, smirking arrogantly at the girls.

“I thought you were a cowboy or something like that,” Amanda told Jeremy. She turned to Uh-Oh and reminded him that, “Santa Claus is white, you know.”

“Not in my house, he isn’t,” Uh-Oh argued.

“Yeah, well Santa Claus was based on Saint Nicholas, who is from Europe! So he’s WHITE!” Amanda shouted.

“I don’t care what the white man says! Santa Claus is BLACK!” Uh-Oh shouted back.

“Oh, for God’s sake! It’s Halloween! Can we keep the Christmas crap in December please?!” Lidiya exclaimed at the top of her lungs.

Everyone, especially Jeremy and Uh-Oh, stared at Lidiya for a long, long while. Then Jeremy and Uh-Oh turned around, walking away and loudly singing, “Colt 45, and two zigzags! Baby that’s all we need!”

Lidiya sighed heavily and said, “Come on, let’s go home.”

“Yeah, I’m getting a little bored,” Kishi added.

So the four girls turned around and was about to walk back home when they bumped into yet another group of friends, one who said to Anima-

on wednesdays we wear pink

Discovering that it was just Kyla Wong, Anima stared blankly. What the fuck was she talking about, and what the fuck did the color pink have to do with Halloween?

“It’s a Mean Girls reference,” Kyla explained rather condescendingly, “You know, like the movie.”

Still, Anima stared blankly.

“Oh, my God,” Kyla said in astonishment, “You mean you’ve never watched Mean Girls before?”

Anima shook her head because she still had no fucking clue what Kyla was going on about.

“Oh my God, Violet!” Kyla started gossiping to Violet Blume, “Anima’s never watched Mean Girls before!”

“You’re kidding me, right?” Violet gawked at Kyla.

“No, I’m being serious!”

“Oh, my God,” a small Asian girl whisper in awe.

“That is so unfetch!” a lanky white girl with wavy brown hair added.

Anima was about to walk up to them and inquire what the fuck they were going on about when Amanda pulled her back and whispered, “You see that small Asian girl with the pink jacket?”

Yeah, Anima saw her. She wanted to slap that bitch right across the face.

“That’s McKenna Suzuki,” Amanda said, “She’s in my math class, and I can’t stand her. She thinks she’s so much better than everyone else just because she thinks she’s smart.”

Well, fuck McKenna Suzuki. Anima glared at them gossiping bitches, all dressed in pink. One of them, the lanky white girl, walked up to her and introduced herself. “Hey, you must be Anima from Kyla’s art class,” she said, shaking the girl’s hand, “I’m Avery. I think I might be in your ICT2 class. It’s so nice meeting you.”

Anima shook Avery’s hand, not really sure of what the fuck was going on. Then she took a step back and looked at all four girls- Kyla, Violet, McKenna, and Avery.

mean girls

“Hey, Amanda,” McKenna said, shyly, yet slyly waving.

“Hey, McKenna,” Amanda replied almost meanly.

McKenna stared at Amanda’s outfit and asked her, “So what are you dressed up as?”

“I’m a Vocaloid,” Amanda answered flatly.

McKenna turned to Violet and whispered in disgust, “What the hell is a Vocaloid?”

“I think it’s one those singing robot things,” Violet answered.

Amanda scowled to herself because that was not what a Vocaloid was, but then it would be too damn complicated and frustrating to explain what a Vocaloid actually was.

Avery stared at Anima’s outfit and asked her, “Are you supposed to be Sharpay from High School Musical?”

Oh, for fuck’s sake! “No,” Anima grumbled.

“Then what are you supposed to be?”

Shit! Come up with something quick, quick! Wait, what was that movie Riley and Marilyn were trying to watch, but Katja wouldn’t let them? The one with the blonde chick on the DVD box cover? Was it… was it… “I’m uh… I’m uh, the main chick from that movie… Bring it On!”

Violet turned away from McKenna and said, “Torrance?”

Yet another blank stare from Anima.

“Wait, so you’ve watched Bring it On, but not Mean Girls?” Kyla questioned Anima, “Or are you just bluffing and hadn’t even seen either movies before?”

“Oh my God, Kyla,” Avery said, “You can’t just ask people whether they’ve watched a certain movie or not.”

But Kyla had a different idea. She stared straight into Anima’s soul and commanded, “I dare you to say at least one cheer chant from that movie to prove that you’ve actually watched the movie.”

Aw, shit! Anima’s hands started to get clammy, her legs wobbly, and her mind blank. She was beginning to wish she had never tricked-or-treated at all. She tried to think of one, just one cheer chant that could fool this bitch, but alas nothing came to her. Wait… hold on… something did come to her, but Anima wasn’t sure if this came from the movie or not. She took and a deep breath and began to chant to the demise and shock of those around her.

“Oh, fuck me!” Niklas groaned to himself, “This is going to be one of those movies, isn’t it?” What Niklas was referencing were those shitty self-aware teen movies from the late 1990s and early 2000s that tried to make fun of the cliches and tropes of their counterparts but ended up doing the same thing as said movies (such as Not Another Teen Movie, The Comebacks, and High School High).

“Quiet during the movie,” Riley told him harshly.

“Yeah, Nik,” Fern echoed, “If you’re gonna be a fucking hater throughout the whole movie, you might as well just get the fuck out right now.”

Niklas stood up and left the furnace. Marianne soon followed.

“Hey,” Marianne said as the pair walked outside, “You mind if I join you?”

Niklas shrugged as he walked out into the woods near the playground.

“So uh… how have things been since you’ve been out?” Marianne asked.

When he made sure absolutely no one could hear him, Niklas sighed and answered, “I don’t know, to be honest. I thought that getting out of the hospital would make me a better person or something like that, but I think I just feel the same as I did before. You know… it feels kind of weird being out in the open now.”

Marianne nodded, like she understood. “So, do you think that if you stayed in the hospital longer, you would’ve, like, felt a lot better or something?”

Niklas glared at Marianne and asked, “What the fuck are you talking about?”

“I’m trying to ask that if you had stayed in the hospital longer, would you feel the same way.”

Niklas threw his hands up in the air. “I don’t know! Probably! I’m trying my damnedest not to worry about this shit, God!”

“Okay, well I’m sorry for asking!” Marianne shouted, also throwing her hands up in the air.

“You know, sometimes I don’t like talking about this shit all of the time!”

“Well then, what do you want to talk about?!”

“I don’t know!” Niklas slumped into a portable toilet and buried his face into his hands. Marianne thought he was crying for a minute, but then he lifted his head from his hands and sighed, “I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry.”

Marianne slowly walked up to her boyfriend and asked if he needed anything from her.

“Can you stay with me for a minute?” Niklas asked, “I’m not sure if I can stand being alone right now.”

Marianne nodded, and the pair stood in front of the portable toilet in complete silence for a few minutes. Then Marianne began to rub her hand up Niklas’s arm, then his chest, and eventually, they started kissing.

     “I can’t believe you did that cheer in front of McKenna Suzuki and her friends like that!” Amanda scolded Anima on their way home from trick-or-treating.

Anima could scarcely believe it herself. And for what?

“I’ll bet you ten dollars they recorded it on their cell phones, and they’re gonna upload it onto to YouTube or something like that,” Amanda continued.

Anima didn’t see why Amanda was being such a vindictive bitch, but damn she didn’t want that to happen. Suddenly, her stomach started churning.

“Jesus, Amanda. You don’t have to be this pessimistic about the whole situation,” Lidiya said, rolling her eyes.

“Yeah, it could’ve been worse,” Kishi added.

Amanda rolled her eyes and said, “Listen, you don’t know these girls. I do! So there!”

While the three girls were arguing, Anima cleared her throat and told her friends, “Hey, guys? I’m gonna go into the woods to get some fresh air. I’m feeling a little nauseated.”

Before they could ask why she needed to go into the woods for fresh air when they were outside, Anima was balls deep in there, feeling more and more nauseated. She felt like she was about to upchuck any minute when she opened the door to a portable toilet- oh, God!

“What the fuck?!” Niklas, who had been making out with Marianne, objected.

“You’re not supposed to make out in the toilets, dumb ass!” Anima shouted.

“Well, you’re supposed to knock on the doors when they’re closed!” Niklas shouted back. He slammed the door right into Anima’s face.

“Fuck you!” Anima yelled. She stormed away towards the area of the woods where there was a small lake. Closer and closer she got when she heard a singing voice- a beautiful, deep singing voice. Finally, when she was right in front of the tall grass separating the lake from the rest of the woods, she saw an amazing-looking chubby girl with long, chocolate brown hair and rich brown eyes.

strange girl singing

Anima started to feel sick again; this girl looked so familiar. Could it be… no, it couldn’t be! Not Catherine from the special school!

catherine's debut

No way it was Catherine! Catherine had a high-pitched voice and was a lot skinnier than this other girl. Still, they both looked eerily similar. Anima crept forward quietly just to make sure it wasn’t Catherine because… well, because. More quietly and more slowly, Anima tip-toed and tip-toed and tip-toed until- crack! Anima jumped in fear. So did the girl.

“Hello?” the girl asked in fear, “Is anyone here?”

Oh God, what the hell was Anima going to do?! Run, confront her, stay still?! Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! Anima was panicking so badly that she didn’t even notice the girl staring at her.

“Hey,” the girl said, “Are you okay?”

Anima blushed and darted her eyes towards the ground. She tried to speak, but no words would come out because her mouth was too dry. Pretty soon, she fell down backwards onto the dirt.

“I’m Penelope,” the girl introduced herself as she helped Anima to her feet, “What’s your name?”

Anima darted her eyes back and forth between Penelope and the ground for a few moments before she finally had the energy to answer, “…Anima.”

“You look really pretty, Anima,” Penelope said.

Anima blushed from a light pink to a deep dark red. She was unable to breathe, her mouth was too dry for words once more, and her body started trembling in excitement yet fear. Oh God, what the hell was Anima going to do?! Run, confront her, stay still?! Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! Anima was panicking so badly that she didn’t even notice that she was running for her life.

“Hey, Anima!” Penelope exclaimed, “Are you alright?”

Anima didn’t dare turn back and look, but she did, and this is what she saw.

penelope's face

Oh God…

     “Hey Babe?” Bridget said to Ryan in the middle of Bring it On, “I’m bored.”

“Same.” Ryan looked around the dusty old furnace and discovered that he was the only male in the room. Niklas had left way earlier because he was being a fucking hater, and Marcus claimed that he had to use the toilet, but it was pretty likely that he was snitching on the lot of them. So, oh well- might as well start making out.

“You wanna go outside?” Ryan asked his girl.

Bridget looked around. “But the movie’s still on.”

“Bitch, you’ve been looking at Instagram and Twitter the entire time. Don’t fucking fool me.”

Bridget sighed and rolled her eyes. “Alright,” she relented, turning off her phone, “But only because you’re so damn sexy.”

The pair sneaked out of the furnace and tip-toed into the backyard. There, Ryan groped Bridget’s waist and proceeded to inch his hands up to her chest. Bridget felt up on Ryan’s ass and proceeded her way up to his chest, all the while french-kissing him. Each other’s tongue felt very familiar, but oh so blissful! The couple was about to fall down on the ground and maybe hump each other when another tongue, a foreign tongue, slipped into Bridget’s mouth. Ryan and Bridget opened their eyes; it was Marilyn.

“What the fuck?!” Bridget objected.

“Oi, get the fuck off my girl!” Ryan shouted, pushing Marilyn away.

Marilyn started laughing her ass off.

“Bitch, get the fuck off my girl!” Riley, who had followed the trio, shouted at Ryan.

“Well tell your girl to stop kissing my girl!” Ryan shouted back.

Bridget started to push Marilyn and shouted out, “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you fucking drunk or something?!”

“Shit, girl! I was just experimenting!” Marilyn chuckled.

“Well then go fucking experiment on someone else!” Bridget yelled.

“Yeah, go fucking experiment on someone else!” Ryan added.

Just then, Greg walked back home with Cereza and Axel. “What is going on in here?” he asked, motioning for Cereza and Axel to go inside.

“Marilyn was trying to kiss my girlfriend!” Ryan exclaimed.

“Snitch!” Riley yelled.

“Fuck you!” Ryan yelled back at Riley.

“Yeah, fuck you, you whore!” Bridget also yelled.

Greg looked at Marilyn and Bridget and asked what they were doing at the YouChannell Home in the first place.

“Oh, we were just watching Bring it On in the furnace,” Marilyn answered, still (allegedly) drunk as fuck.

“Snitch!” Ryan shouted.

Greg knew about Bring it On; mostly, he knew that the movie was PG-13. He also knew that only movies rated G and PG were allowed in the YouChannell Home. He also knew about Riley’s half-sister Amy sneaking into a movie theater along with her and another half-sister Shelby during the summer break of 2000 to watch Bring it On. They got caught five minutes into the movie. “You know what? Marilyn, Bridget, go home right now. Riley, Ryan, you’re coming up with me into the furnace right now.”

“Me?! I wasn’t even the one who thought up this idea!” Ryan whined.

“You thought it was a good idea to participate in the movie-watching,” Greg retorted. He turned back to Marilyn and commanded more harshly, “Marilyn, go home!”

Marilyn walked towards the front yard and said to Riley, “Girl, bye!”

“Bye yourself,” Riley said back flatly.

     “What’s wrong, Anima?” Kishi asked Anima when she had run back onto the streets.

“I-I-I don’t know,” Anima stammered. And she truly didn’t know. She didn’t know how to say this, but in a way, she rather liked looking at Penelope. But still, she didn’t want to say or remember anything about that incident ever again, especially to her friends. “I… I feel kind of sick.”

Kishi nodded. “Yeah, it’s almost eight anyways,” she said. She handed her hand out to Anima and asked, “Do you want me to help you home?”

Anima nodded, her brain too exhausted to muster any words.

Kishi looked at Amanda and Lidiya and said, “I’ll see you guys soon, okay?”

Amanda and Lidiya nodded and walked another way towards their houses.

“See ya,” Lidiya said.

“Yeah, see ya,” Amanda added.

“Bye,” Kishi said. She held Anima up to her feet and walked home, not very satisfied about about how the night turned out. They didn’t get a whole bunch of candy, but that was really the least of their problems. Kishi didn’t really want to see Sabina, Brianna, Leandra, Jeremy, Uh-Oh, Kyla, Violet, Avery, McKenna, or anyone else for that matter. She just wanted to get home and go to bed. But even home would turn out to be fucking weird and whack.

“Boy, was that a good motherfucking movie!” Fern shouted at Ryan and Riley as the trio was raking leaves, “Too bad I didn’t get to see ending because some motherfucking HATER decided to snitch!”

Ryan and Riley both rolled their eyes and continued to rake leaves.

Kishi also rolled her eyes and muttered to Anima, “That’s it. I’m never trick-or-treating ever again. I’m too old for this crap anyways.”

Anima barely nodded. She wasn’t planning on trick-or-treating next year either, but a small part of her still wondered what Penelope was up to.

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YouChannell 2012-2013-Chapter Eleven: Middle Kind of Sucks Ass (August 6, 2012 8:20 A.M.)

Anima looked down at her schedule, not too sure what to do with herself for forty-five minutes.

NACH CUMA PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Hatsune, Anima Homeroom: Blume, Brooke Grade: 08

01: Art 7/8- Blume, Brooke #126

02: Science 8- Sare, Tyrone #72

03: PE- Hightower, Neil Gym

04: US History- Littleton, George #125

05: English 8- Mitchell, Gwendolyn #73

06: Pre-Algebra- Henderson, Taylor #99

07: ICT 2- Mol, Ariel Lab 2

She heaved a gusty sigh and dragged her feet towards Ms. Blume’s art class where she saw this.

ms. frome's class

Ms. Blume turned around and saw Anima. “And you must be…?”

“Anima,” Anima answered quietly, all of a sudden feeling shy, “Anima Hatsune.”

“Oh, you’re Anima,” Ms. Blume said, “I thought your name was pronounced ‘Hat-soo-knee.'”

Anima just stared awkwardly at the young, thick teacher.

“You… do have your schedule with you, right?”

Anima showed the young thick teacher her schedule.

“Alrightie then. You can sit in that back table near the sink,” Ms. Blume said. She looked at a girl with curly blue-violet hair and said, “Violet, raise your hand for me please.”

Violet, the girl with curly blue-violet hair, raised her hand.

“Make sure you two get along, alright?” Ms. Blume said.

Anima nodded, then looked around the classroom to avoid looking at Violet’s eyes. Tap tap tap. Anima turned around and saw Violet- too late.

ms. frome's my cousin

Anima nodded because she didn’t know whether or not Violet was telling the truth.

“Violet, stop,” another girl said.

Anima turned around and saw a short Chinese girl with glasses.

you can't brag about it

So, it was true. It was pretty much confirmed when Ms. Blume called on Violet and Violet stood up in her chair and announced that she was Ms. Blume’s cousin.

“Violet, enough of that!” Ms. Blume said firmly. She walked over to where the girls were sitting at and whispered more harshly, “Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you can brag about it.”

The Chinese girl turned back to Violet and stuck her tongue out when the teacher turned around. “Yeah, Violet. That’s what I said,” she said. She turned to Anima and added, “By the way, my name’s Kyla, and this is Violet. What’s your name?”

With her hands clammy and her cheeks red, Anima had never felt so shy in her life. Still, Kyla and Violet were expecting an answer, so she quietly and meekly answered, “Anima.”

“Nice to meet you, Anima,” Kyla said.

“Same,” Violet added, “So where’d you come from?”

Where’d she come from? Shit, she couldn’t answer that truthfully. What would they think if she told them she came from a group home?! Then she remembered what Ryan said a couple of months back when he was talking shit about one of his ex-girlfriends being from there. “I came from Medford.”

“Medford,” Kyla said, “I’ve never been there. What’s it like?”

Anima shrugged and answered as casually as possible, “It’s okay, I guess.”

Violet and Kyla nodded. Then they turned to each other and started whispering.

“Well at least she didn’t come from a group home,” Kyla said, “Poor thing! She’s so shy!”

“Gee, Kyla. That was kind of a dick thing to say,” Violet replied, “You think she’s special?”

“Poor thing,” Kyla said, casting a quick glance at Anima.

As the school bell rang, Anima rushed out of the art class with her eyebrows furrowed, her eyes blurred, and her cheeks hot and red. Yet another reason why she lied. Poor thing! More like dumb bitches! She stormed her way into her next class when she soon realized that she had no idea where her next class was. It took her two minutes for her to find someone who would tell her where Mr. Sare’s science class was. By the time she entered the small stuffy classroom, she discovered Kishi was sitting at a tall black table with another girl. There was one seat left.

“Where the hell were you?!” Anima inquired angrily when she sat down, “I’ve been looking for you this whole time!”

“Well I’m sorry, but I didn’t want to be late for class!” Kishi said a half-assed apology.

Anima wasn’t sure whether to accept that excuse or not. Either way, she was still mad about Violet and Kyla, and she picked up her Lucky Star manga and started reading when the teacher walked in and introduced himself.

“Good morning, class,” the teacher said, “My name is Mr. Tyrone Sare. I have been in the military for twenty years.” Then he looked straight at the table where Anima and Kishi were sitting at and shouted-

tolerating bufoonery

Mr. Sare grabbed the roll from his desk and said, “When I call your name, please raise your hand.” He read the first name, “Rosa Aguilar?”

“Here,” the girl sitting next to Kishi said.

“I said raise your hand!” Mr. Sare yelled at the poor girl. He quickly regained his poseur and repeated, “Rosa Aguilar?”

This time, Rosa raised her hand. Mr. Sare continued calling the roll with Ayodele, Omar “Uh-Oh” and Grey, Jeremy also being in the same class.

“Puberty must’ve hit this motherfucker early,” Anima whispered to Kishi, elbowing her bestie and pointing and Jeremy.

Kishi started giggling.

“Bruh, Jeremy’s been held back twice,” Rosa commented.

That made Anima and Kishi snicker their asses off until Mr. Sare turned back to their table and shouted, “Hatsune!”

Anima jumped and looked left and right.

“Is Hatsune here or not?”

Oh yeah, attendance. “He…Here!”

“What part of ‘Raise your hand when I call your name’ did you not get, Hatsune?”

This time, more timidly, Anima raised her hand. Then the teacher went back to calling roll while Kishi and Rosa started giggling until he called Kishi’s name. Kishi raised her hand, but she was still giggling.

“Now WHAT is so funny?” Mr. Sare shouted, “Either you tell the joke or you stop laughing!”

Kishi quickly zipped her lips.

When second period ended, Anima and Kishi had to run all the way to the gym just to make it to their third-period class on time. Luckily, there was a water fountain they could drink from, and boy did they, especially Anima. Then they changed into a white T-shirt and knee-high orange gym shorts.

“Oh, God! I’m so tired, and we haven’t even started class yet!” Kishi panted.

Anima merely nodded. She sat down on a bench and doubled over. She looked over and noticed an overweight black girl. She must’ve been new because she wasn’t talking to anybody.

“So uh… you new here too?” Anima shyly asked.

“Anima!” Kishi said in a hushed whisper, “That’s Leandra Miller! She’s been here for years!”

“Oh.” Anima turned back to Leandra and asked, “So what all do we do here?”

Leandra snorted. “Nothing really. Sometimes we play kickball every once in a while, but that’s pretty much it.”

Anima was in great awe. “You’re serious?”

that's pretty much how it is

Sure enough, Leandra was right as the gym teacher, a tall white man with balding brown hair, called rolled and started a short game of kickball. And that was pretty much it. The only notable thing about the whole ordeal was that Shibi Kuroi was in this class; as usual, she kicked the ball to the pitcher when it was her turn.

Anima tapped on Leandra’s shoulder. “Is this the only class the special needs kids are in?” she asked.

“Anima!” Kishi exclaimed, “You can’t say that in public! It’s mean!”

“Yeah, bitch!” Leandra added, “Are you trying to get your ass kicked here?! This is motherfucking Portland, Oregon we’re talking about!”

“What? I was just asking a question!” Anima said.

“Okay, but it was an offensive question,” Kishi argued.

“Like I said, you’re gonna get your ass kicked if you ask this in public,” Leandra said.

Well, damn. Thankfully, Anima didn’t have to deal with that shit for very long because the game ended around half and hour later. Then, as she was changing back into her school uniform, she noticed it. She noticed that most of the girls in her class looked very cute. Sure, things were a little blurry, but they were still cute either way. And then the bell rang to snap her out of it.

The next class, U.S. History, Anima and Kishi had wasn’t very far. In fact, they were the first to walk into the classroom. In fact in fact, it took quite a while for other students to come in, but it didn’t take very long for the teacher to arrive. He was a frail old man with curly white hair and glasses.

“Good morning, class,” the teacher said, “My name is Mr. Littleton. I’ve been teaching U.S. History here for over forty years, and isn’t it interesting how our country has changed so much in that little time?”

No, not really. Mostly because Anima didn’t even really consider America as her country.

“In this class, we’ll discussing the history of our country from the 1600s all the way to the Civil War,” Mr. Littleton continued as he handed out information sheets, “I would like to know more about you guys and what you guys like and need in this class.”

As Anima was filling out her information sheet, a sick hard feeling punched her in the bladder, and it was a hard hard punch. She was beginning to regret drinking so much water at that water fountain in PE. Anima jumped and began to tap her foot. Luckily, Kishi was sitting right in front of her so that she could tap her on her shoulder.

“Psst, Kish!” she whispered, “Where’re the bathrooms here?”

“What are you asking that for?” Kishi whispered back.

“I need to pee. Like, really badly.”

“They should be near the gym or something like that. Why don’t you ask the teacher?”

Hope that’ll work. Anima’s hand sprang up faster than the speed of light, but her lips were dry and her brain was empty. Thankfully, Mr. Littleton noticed immediately. “Is there anything you need?”

Gotta say something, gotta say something, gotta say something. “Can I go to the bathroom please?”

“My goodness, is this an emergency?” Mr. Littleton asked.

What the fuck wasn’t an emergency?!

“Alright, alright! Here’s the bathroom pass!” the old fuck said, handing Anima a small red bathroom pass.

Thank fuck Anima made it in time, or shit would’ve been gone down further than R. Kelly’s dignity and career. Flushing the toilet, Anima realized that while her day hadn’t been that great, it could’ve been a lot worse. A whole lot worse.

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Violet Blume (2012-2013)*

Full Name: Violet Daisy Blume

Other Nicknames: n/a

DOB: 7/31/2000

Gender: female (she/her)

Height: 5’0″

Weight: 119#

Origin: Portland, Oregon, United States

Race: Caucasian (American)

Details: Violet was born to high school English teacher Robyn and electrician Spencer Blume. They grew up with Violet’s aunt (an occupational therapist named Sheila), uncle (a dental hygienist named Darryl), and a cousin named Brooke. They all grew up in a tiny town until Violet and her parents moved to Portland when she was four due to her mother getting a job in a nearby high school. Violet has a healthy relationship with all of her family members.

Violet likes art, drawing, hanging out with her friends, and messing with people. She doesn’t like being bored.

Violet is a fun person to hang out with. She is a funny and snarky girl who loves to crack jokes and make fun of people. Some people see Violet as passive aggressive, but her friends say that she is a smart, lively, talented girl.

Please read my book: https://www.wattpad.com/443066363-youchannell-2012-2013-chapter-eleven-middle-school

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